The Most Outrageous Game Show Moments (2002 TV Special)
Richard Dawson: Name the first article of clothing you take off when you get home from work.
Contestant: My underwear!
[Audience busts out laughing]
Richard Dawson: Next question, what time do you get off work?
Contestant: [trying to solve the puzzle] A group of pill-pushers? (Whole studio cracks up)
Pat Sajak: This is "Wheel of Fortune", Joe!
Gene Rayburn: Doesn't she have pretty nipples... uh, pretty DIMPLES?
[Whole studio busts out laughing]
Richard Dawson: I said name a time that most people get up. And being the Einstein that you are, you said morning. Our survey said... zip! Now if that wasn't bad enough, I then said name a time that most people go to bed, and you said, of course. Night. Our survey said... 2!
Richard Dawson: Name something you might accidentally leave on all night.
Contestant: Your shoes.
Richard Dawson: I hope you don't take this the wrong way, Kenneth, but you are weird.
Richard Dawson: Name an animal that has letters in its name.
[audience starts laughing]
Richard Dawson: During what month's pregnancy does a woman begin to look pregnant?
Bob Holness: What "O" is the generic word for any living animal plant, including bacteria and viruses?
Contestant: Orgasm. Oh-!
[audience laughter; Bob Holness looks at the camera with a shake of the head]
Gene Rayburn: [interviewing an aged female contestant] Tell us about yourself.
Contestant: I live in Orange County... I'm retard- I mean, retired...
[Question is "Which of these abbreviations represents the computer storage capacity known as one thousand bytes?"]
Contestant: I'm gonna go with B, kilobytes.
Regis Philbin: Final answer?
Contestant: Final answer.
[Answer is locked in]
Contestant: [blurting] I'm a fat man, Regis, my heart can't take it!
Regis Philbin: I'm just trying to help you sweat off a few pounds.