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A diminutive and seductive Throbbit has been entrusted with the task of destroying the all-powerful G-String that can grant its possessor untold powers. | Add synopsis »
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Cast

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Erin Brown ... Dildo Saggins (as Misty Mundae)
Darian Caine ... Horny
A.J. Khan ... Spam (as A.J. Kahn)
Barbara Joyce ... Araporn
Michael R. Thomas ... Smirnof, the Wizard

John Link ... Ballem

Anoushka ... Benadryl
Allanah Rhodes ... Hymen Torn

Suzi Lorraine ... Drusilla (as Kelli Summers)
Paige Richards ... Whorespank
Chelsea Mundae ... Bar Keep

Ruby Larocca ... Bar Maid
Rick Wright ... Inn Keeper
Timothy McBride ... Baldwin
Zachary Stone ... Horny Throbbit
C.J. DiMarsico ... Fairy Princess
Gaël Force ... Warrior
Bob MacKay ... Lackey
Max Wade ... Forest Hooker
William Hellfire ... Whichway
Peter Quarry ... General Uptight
T.J. Glenn ... Angry Scotsman / Dork / Warrior (as Teel James Glen)
Terry Shane ... Ferret / Dork
Tiffany Sinclair ... Dork / Warrior
Peter Phelia ... Dork / Warrior

Terry M. West ... Sir Bruce / Cowardly Lion
Kevin Elder ... Dork / Warrior
Jimmy Diable ... Dork / Warrior
John Nosnam ... Dork / Warrior
Jed Knight ... Dork / Warrior
Robery W. Lynn ... Dork / Warrior
Scott Ferrara ... Dork / Warrior
John Paul Fedele ... Sourass (as John P. Fedele)
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Juliette Charles ... Tree Nymph

Directed by
Terry M. West 
 
Writing credits
(in alphabetical order)
Terry M. West 

Produced by
John Bacchus .... producer
Ruby Larocca .... line producer
Michael Raso .... producer (as Michael Beckerman)
 
Original Music by
Josh Robinson 
 
Cinematography by
John Paul Fedele  (as Giorgyorgy Benaskovich)
 
Film Editing by
George Freeway 
 
Casting by
Bob Gonzo 
 
Costume Design by
Max Wade 
 
Makeup Department
Christine .... special makeup effects artist
A.J. Khan .... makeup artist
Michael R. Thomas .... special makeup effects artist (as Mike Thomas)
 
Production Management
Kevin G. Shinnick .... production manager
 
Art Department
Jeffrey Faoro .... set constructor
Max Wade .... props
Max Wade .... set design and construction
 
Sound Department
Jay Kestral .... sound engineer
 
Visual Effects by
Johnny Crash .... special visual effects
 
Stunts
Steve Bodi .... stunts
T.J. Glenn .... head stunt coordinator: battle sequences
T.J. Glenn .... stunts
John Lieb Jr. .... stunt rigger
Terry Shane .... stunts
 
Camera and Electrical Department
Jack Galapagos .... first assistant camera
Jack Galapagos .... gaffer
Barry Page .... second assistant camera
 
Other crew
John Bacchus .... creative consultant
John Bronx .... production assistant
Johnny Crash .... title designer
T.J. Glenn .... sword master
Josh Robinson .... production assistant
Joey Smack .... production assistant
Tim Tomorrows .... production assistant (as Tim Tommorows)
Max Wade .... assistant to director
Michael A. Weiss .... legal and business affairs
Cindy Wright .... location manager
Cindy Wright .... location scout
Rick Wright .... location manager
Rick Wright .... location scout
 
Thanks
Cindy Wright .... special thanks
Rick Wright .... special thanks
 

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Also Known As:
"Lord of the Strings" - USA (R-rated version)
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MPAA:
Rated R for strong sexuality/nudity, language and crude humor
Runtime:
90 min
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Canada:18 (Nova Scotia) | Canada:R (Ontario) (uncut version) | Canada:18A (Ontario/Manitoba) | Canada:16+ (Quebec) | Ireland:(Banned) | UK:18 | USA:R | USA:Unrated
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Dildo Saggins:[on seeing her friends engaged in a threesome] Ooo, yeah! Slice me off a hunk of that!See more »
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10 out of 11 people found the following review useful.
This ain't Tolkien folks...., 2 August 2006
Author: Animus from United States

OK first its soft-core porn, if you don't like a lot of soft lesbian scenes you may as well go elsewhere. As far as porn rip offs of well known films go this isn't bad. The characters are easy enough to laugh at, Erin Brown (Aka Misty Mundae) is hysterical as the main character and her wizard mentor Smirnof will have you in stitches. The plot is of course a very simplified version of the Tolkien books with as many sex based jokes as they could cram into one script. The effects are cheap and so are the costumes but you won't care. The actors know they are making a cheap parody and they run with it playing it for laughs all the way. There are several times they break the fourth wall but if it worked for Groucho it can work for this film. Grab a beer or 6 and some pretzels, but try not to drink to fast or you may end up doing spit takes while watching this.

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