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| Erin Brown | ... |
Dildo Saggins
(as Misty Mundae)
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| Darian Caine | ... |
Horny
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A.J. Khan | ... |
Spam
(as A.J. Kahn)
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Barbara Joyce | ... |
Araporn
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Michael R. Thomas | ... |
Smirnof, the Wizard
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| John Link | ... | ||
| Anoushka | ... |
Benadryl
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Allanah Rhodes | ... |
Hymen Torn
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| Suzi Lorraine | ... |
Drusilla
(as Kelli Summers)
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Paige Richards | ... |
Whorespank
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Chelsea Mundae | ... |
Bar Keep
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Ruby Larocca | ... |
Bar Maid
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Rick Wright | ... |
Inn Keeper
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Timothy McBride | ... |
Baldwin
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Zachary Stone | ... |
Horny Throbbit
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A diminutive and seductive Throbbit has been entrusted with the task of destroying the all-powerful G-String that can grant its possessor untold powers.
The idea is almost kind of fun. For about 10 minutes, when the thing starts to sag like some of the botoxed bossomy broads passing themselves off as actresses.
The whole thing gets bogged down with so many bad ideas, poor execution and acting so excrutiatingly bad it makes the worst of soap operas look and sound like Shakespeare.
This would be better off as full fledged porn rather than a feeble attempt at aiming towards "B" moviedom. As it is it seriously stinks.
All in all I'd say this flick is about as much fun as a barrel of dead monkeys. Nah, it ain't that much fun.