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The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String (2003)

A diminutive and seductive Throbbit has been entrusted with the task of destroying the all-powerful G-String that can grant its possessor untold powers.

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Dildo Saggins (as Misty Mundae)
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Horny
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Barbara Joyce ...
Araporn
Michael R. Thomas ...
Smirnof
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Benadryl
Allanah Rhodes ...
Hymen Torn
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Drusilla (as Kelli Summers)
Paige Richards ...
Whorespank
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Bar Maid
Chelsea Mundae ...
Bar Keep
Rick Wright ...
Inn Keeper
Timothy McBride ...
Baldwin
Zachary Stone ...
Horny Throbbit
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A diminutive and seductive Throbbit has been entrusted with the task of destroying the all-powerful G-String that can grant its possessor untold powers.

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Rated R for strong sexuality/nudity, language and crude humor | See all certifications »

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25 March 2003 (USA)  »

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Dildo Saggins: [on seeing her friends engaged in a threesome] Ooo, yeah! Slice me off a hunk of that!
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This ain't Tolkien folks....
2 August 2006 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

OK first its soft-core porn, if you don't like a lot of soft lesbian scenes you may as well go elsewhere. As far as porn rip offs of well known films go this isn't bad. The characters are easy enough to laugh at, Erin Brown (Aka Misty Mundae) is hysterical as the main character and her wizard mentor Smirnof will have you in stitches. The plot is of course a very simplified version of the Tolkien books with as many sex based jokes as they could cram into one script. The effects are cheap and so are the costumes but you won't care. The actors know they are making a cheap parody and they run with it playing it for laughs all the way. There are several times they break the fourth wall but if it worked for Groucho it can work for this film. Grab a beer or 6 and some pretzels, but try not to drink to fast or you may end up doing spit takes while watching this.


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