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The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String (2003)

A diminutive and seductive Throbbit has been entrusted with the task of destroying the all-powerful G-String that can grant its possessor untold powers.

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Dildo Saggins (as Misty Mundae)
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Horny
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Spam (as A.J. Kahn)
Barbara Joyce ...
Araporn
Michael R. Thomas ...
Smirnof, the Wizard
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Benadryl
Allanah Rhodes ...
Hymen Torn
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Drusilla (as Kelli Summers)
Paige Richards ...
Whorespank
Chelsea Mundae ...
Bar Keep
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Bar Maid
Rick Wright ...
Inn Keeper
Timothy McBride ...
Baldwin
Zachary Stone ...
Horny Throbbit
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A diminutive and seductive Throbbit has been entrusted with the task of destroying the all-powerful G-String that can grant its possessor untold powers.

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Rated R for strong sexuality/nudity, language and crude humor | See all certifications »

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25 March 2003 (USA)  »

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Lord of the Strings  »

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Dildo Saggins: I don't know, Smirnof. I'm not noble... or pure. I've cheated on my SATs! I've stuck up liquor stores. I piss in the shower!
Smirnof, the Wizard: Everyone pisses in the shower!
Dildo Saggins: I stole your wallet a couple minutes ago!
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Unbelievably Bad
27 August 2004 | by (Portland, Maine) – See all my reviews

The idea is almost kind of fun. For about 10 minutes, when the thing starts to sag like some of the botoxed bossomy broads passing themselves off as actresses.

The whole thing gets bogged down with so many bad ideas, poor execution and acting so excrutiatingly bad it makes the worst of soap operas look and sound like Shakespeare.

This would be better off as full fledged porn rather than a feeble attempt at aiming towards "B" moviedom. As it is it seriously stinks.

All in all I'd say this flick is about as much fun as a barrel of dead monkeys. Nah, it ain't that much fun.


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