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The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String (2003)

A diminutive and seductive Throbbit has been entrusted with the task of destroying the all-powerful G-String that can grant its possessor untold powers.

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Dildo Saggins (as Misty Mundae)
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Spam (as A.J. Kahn)
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Michael R. Thomas ...
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Drusilla (as Kelli Summers)
Paige Richards ...
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Chelsea Mundae ...
Bar Keep
Ruby Larocca ...
Bar Maid
Rick Wright ...
Inn Keeper
Timothy McBride ...
Baldwin
Zachary Stone ...
Horny Throbbit
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A diminutive and seductive Throbbit has been entrusted with the task of destroying the all-powerful G-String that can grant its possessor untold powers.

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Rated R for strong sexuality/nudity, language and crude humor | See all certifications »

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Sir Bruce: Sure, follow the stereotypical homosexual's path! Maybe he'll sing you a few showtunes or be comedy relief! You can't handle a real homosexual in the context of modern society! You're all facists! I would like to know where you got those outifts, though...
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Like watching the train wreck!!
21 May 2005 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

Funny!!!!!! I watched it on "Skinamax" one night, and found myself actually watching to see just what would happen next. Are you a fan of Howard Stern? Then you'll love this. Crude, yet funny. And some really nice looking women.

I honestly enjoyed it more as a comedy then a T&A flick. The plot has a slight, and I mean SLIGHT bit of seriousness to it. But the story does keep you from flipping the channel. The soundtrack it AWFUL (except in the tavern), but during the scenes where there are no dialog, just music (*wink wink*), mute it!!!

Best to rent it from somewhere before you buy it. I own it, but I have that odd sense of humor. All the movies in the series (search Misty Mundae) are of the same caliber. If you like one, you'll like them all.

My 2 cents.


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