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The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String (2003)

A diminutive and seductive Throbbit has been entrusted with the task of destroying the all-powerful G-String that can grant its possessor untold powers.

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Rick Wright ...
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Timothy McBride ...
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A diminutive and seductive Throbbit has been entrusted with the task of destroying the all-powerful G-String that can grant its possessor untold powers.

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Rated R for strong sexuality/nudity, language and crude humor | See all certifications »

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25 March 2003 (USA)  »

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Cowardly Lion: My mother was right; I should have opened an antique store and attended daily affirmation classes!
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Referenced in Adam and Eve (2005) See more »

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Unbelievably Bad
27 August 2004 | by (Portland, Maine) – See all my reviews

The idea is almost kind of fun. For about 10 minutes, when the thing starts to sag like some of the botoxed bossomy broads passing themselves off as actresses.

The whole thing gets bogged down with so many bad ideas, poor execution and acting so excrutiatingly bad it makes the worst of soap operas look and sound like Shakespeare.

This would be better off as full fledged porn rather than a feeble attempt at aiming towards "B" moviedom. As it is it seriously stinks.

All in all I'd say this flick is about as much fun as a barrel of dead monkeys. Nah, it ain't that much fun.


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