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The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String (2003)

R  |  Video  |   |  Action, Fantasy, Adventure  |  25 March 2003 (USA)
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A diminutive and seductive Throbbit has been entrusted with the task of destroying the all-powerful G-String that can grant its possessor untold powers.

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Dildo Saggins (as Misty Mundae)
Darian Caine ...
Horny
A.J. Khan ...
Spam (as A.J. Kahn)
Barbara Joyce ...
Araporn
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Smirnof, the Wizard
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Benadryl
Allanah Rhodes ...
Hymen Torn
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Drusilla (as Kelli Summers)
Paige Richards ...
Whorespank
Chelsea Mundae ...
Bar Keep
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Bar Maid
Rick Wright ...
Inn Keeper
Timothy McBride ...
Baldwin
Zachary Stone ...
Horny Throbbit
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A diminutive and seductive Throbbit has been entrusted with the task of destroying the all-powerful G-String that can grant its possessor untold powers.

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Rated R for strong sexuality/nudity, language and crude humor | See all certifications »

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Dildo Saggins: [on seeing her friends engaged in a threesome] Ooo, yeah! Slice me off a hunk of that!
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Damn that wizard is SNAP!
16 February 2004 | by (Gainesville, FL) – See all my reviews

Ok yeah it's a grade B soft core porno.. but all sceens with Smirnof in them are cinematic gold. You can pretty much tell it is a whole mess of adlib and what an awesome job of it. He is funny and clever for the type of film this was and what he was given to work with.

My hat is off to you Michael R. Thomas.


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