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(2003 TV Movie)

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Luke Hartman: If I had a girl like that, I'd probably be flying at guys with sharp objects too. Right? Alright, maybe not. Luke. Luke Hartman.

Tonto: I'm Tonto. And this is my sister, Alope.

Luke Hartman: Your *sister*, Alope. Are you alright?

Alope: [flashing a flirty smile] Quite alright.

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[Alope walks in on Luke Hartman bathing in a hot spring]

Alope: You were asleep. That's good. You need the rest.

Luke Hartman: Do you... want me to get out?

Alope: The real question, I think, is do you want me to get in?

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Tera: You broke our laws, Tonto. Then, at the first sight of trouble, you run back to us for help.

Tonto: There is a world outside of our world. If we don't work to bring these two worlds together as one, it is ours that will be crushed.

Tera: And why should we help them crush us?

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[first lines]

Tryon: Forget you, little Apache bitch! What you call me, huh? You call *me* trash?

Alope: No! No!

Tryon: All I asked was your name now, darling. But now, you're gonna give me a hell of a lot more than that.

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Harmon Hartman: Damn, Kansas, you scared me.

Kansas City Haas: Well, that's because your mama didn't raise no fool.

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Kansas City Haas: Now you're really going to pay!

The Lone Ranger: I don't think so, Kansas City. My mama didn't raise no fool, remember? I was there at the massacre. And now I'm back.

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Alope: My mind's not made up. Everyone has assumed that we'd be together, but I've always been afraid.

Tera: Afraid of what?

Alope: Of your heart. It's hard and closed like a fist. And no one wants to be touched by a fist.

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Alope: If Tonto says that we are in danger, I believe him. He doesn't lie.

Tera: What about Luke Hartman?

Alope: Do you really want him dead?

Tera: If I say yes, and I let him die, you'll hate me. And if I say no, and I save him, then I'll have an open heart and you could love me. But I get him as a rival.

Alope: You understand the situation perfectly.

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Luke Hartman: How about you? You wanna go for a ride too?

Alope: Not tonight. Of course, if you decide to stick around here, I'm sure there would be plenty of trouble for you to get into.

Luke Hartman: Really? Uh, Tonto. Maybe we should, uh, we should hang around here for a little.

Tonto: No, we're going to town. This one doesn't need to get into any trouble. She IS trouble.

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[last lines]

Luke Hartman: Listen, I wanted to thank you. I couldn't have done it without you.

Tonto: That's true, you couldn't have. I'm not sure I couldn't have done it without you though.

Luke Hartman: Oh, ho, ho. So that's how it's gonna be?

Tonto: It sure is. You can ride with me though, Ranger.

Luke Hartman: We still got more to do. You can ride with me, Kemosabe.

Tonto: Oh yeah?

Luke Hartman: Yeah.

[tugging Silver's reigns]

Luke Hartman: Ya!

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