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Oliver Beene (TV Series 2003–2004) Poster

(2003–2004)

Quotes

[on walking in on his parents having sex]

Oliver: Oh my god you're killing each other.

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Narrator - Adult Oliver: I realized whenever Coach wanted to insult you he would call you by a certain junk food he was craving.

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Jerry: You dropped out of junior college.

Charlotte: To have your baby.

Jerry: Oh sure blame it on Ted.

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Narrator - Adult Oliver: An old proverb goes, "bring me the boy at ten and I'll show you the man he will one day become."

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[Jerry has just walked in on Ted making out with an African-American girl]

Jerry Beene: What have you got to say for yourself?

Ted Beene: Don't you people ever knock?

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Narrator - Adult Oliver: Black, white, or Martian green, one thing is for sure; a bunch of kids pouring gasoline into a rocket is never a good idea.

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Narrator: Last time Dad drank gin, he spent all of the next day in the can.

[Jerry is head-first in a trash can]

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Michael: Sweetie, the thing about colors is, you can't wear them all at the same time.

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[describing Harvey Dillman]

Narrator - Adult Oliver: Rebel, bad seed, moron.

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See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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