Benny:
Look, yo. There's people that good things happen to. And there's people that good things don't happen to. That's just the way it goes.
Missy Elliott:
You, you need to call M.C. Hammer and let him know you're stealing his stuff. Ya'll two crazy people in here.
[
Katrina bumps into Honey]
Gina:
I think you owe her an apology.
Katrina:
I don't owe anybody anything, especially not some section eight, no-rhythm-having club ho. People pay me to dance. Be gone. Whoo!
Honey:
I like that. Your flavor's hot.
Honey:
Haven't you seen my hip-hop class? They love it.
Ma:
But hip-hop can't take you the places where ballet can.
Honey:
Oh, I forgot. I'm suppose to see all the beautiful things in this world.
Ma:
Well, there's nothing wrong with my wanting that for you.
Honey:
No, but what about what I want?
Michael Ellis:
Katrina is the shit. She just did Ginuwine's new video.
Missy Elliott:
I don't care if she just showed Michael Jackson how to Harlem shake. I said I want Honey. Honey Daniels. Duh.
Chaz:
Besides, I never mess up a kid's head, especially when his mom's in the shop.
Honey:
[
Chuckles] He's eight. That would have made me 14. I'm not that kind of girl.
Chaz:
My bad.
Honey:
We just peoples.
Raymond:
Yeah, we peoples.
Chaz:
You peoples? Playa, playa, how'd you swing that? I've been tryin' to be her peoples for weeks. Ain't had no luck.
Raymond:
I got flow.
[
All laughing]
Chaz:
I got flow too. You don't think I got some flow?
Raymond:
Maybe not as much as me.
Honey:
I want you to fire 'em. I want you to tell them why you're not using 'em.
Michael Ellis:
What makes you think I care what you want?
Michael Ellis:
Bitch, how you gonna play me like that? Oh. Oh, I see. I see. You're one of those.
Honey:
I'm not one of anything. I'm just not up for this.
Gina:
Hmm. Sounds like somebody's trying to dip their fingers in the Honey jar to me.
Honey:
Gina, he's my boss.
Gina:
You say that like you never heard of Monica Lewinsky.
Gina:
Well, there's only one world - the real world - and in that world if a man takes a woman out on a Friday night in her hooker heels and she can't bring her homegirl, he tryin' to get some booty.
Chaz:
...I found something that I truly love, that truly makes me happy. That's a million times better than something that makes you rich.
Missy Elliott:
[
to limo driver] You big dummy! How the hell you don't know how to get to the BQE? Let me tell you something: If you make me miss my hook-up with miss Honey Daniels, I'm gonna barbeque your Big-Bird-looking, Men-In-Black-wannabe, driving Miss Daisy ass!
Gina:
Who's that?
Honey:
I don't know... just some guy from the center.
Gina:
Well he's fine, why you duckin'?
Honey:
I'm not duckin'!
Gina:
You duckin'! You duckin' like a bobblehead!
[
Wobbles her head around]
Gina:
Honey, you got skills. And that's gonna take you places.
Michael Ellis:
I got you a new choreographer for this video.
Ginuwine:
For real? Who?
Michael Ellis:
This girl right here.
[
Honey chokes on her drink]
Barber:
[
watching Honey leave Chaz's Barber Shop, where Chaz has just unsuccessfully asked Honey out on a date] Let us pray. Heavenly Father, please bless Chaz with game IMMEDIATELY.
[
in a juvenile detention centre]
Honey:
You know your lil homies that have always got your back?
Benny:
Yea
Honey:
Have any of them come to visit you?
[
Benny looks around very disappointed]
Honey:
Yea, you just think about that!
Honey:
It was everything I always wanted. But when I had got it, it felt like nothing, less than nothing.
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