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Freaky Friday (2003) Poster

(2003)

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Dottie Robertson: Loved your book, I actually read this one.

Anna (in Tess's body): That makes one of us.

Ryan: OK, where are we going next, Harry's school?

Anna (in Tess's body): Oh, he can walk from here.

Harry: It's 20 blocks!

Anna (in Tess's body): Fresh air will do you good.

Harry: But what about bullies?

Anna (in Tess's body): Run fast.

Jake: Yesterday was freaky.

Tess (in Anna's body): We'd like to speak to you about something that we think happened to us at your restaurant.

Anna (in Tess's body): Yeah, something that SUCKS.

Pei-Pei's Mom: Coo-kie?

Anna (in Tess's body): I'm old!

Tess (in Anna's body): I beg your pardon!

Anna (in Tess's body): Oh, I'm like the Cryptkeeper!

Anna (in Tess's body): Like cooking: I mean, have you never heard of takeout? And cleaning: let's don't and say we did. Quality time with your kids: You know what? Quit bugging 'em. Leave 'em alone. They like it!

Tess (in Anna's body): Honey. Look, I think something's happened to us.

Anna (in Tess's body): What are you?

Tess (in Anna's body): It's me, Mom.

Anna (in Tess's body): You're not my mother!

Tess (in Anna's body): Yes, I am.

Anna (in Tess's body): Get away, you clone freak!

Tess (in Anna's body): Don't you use that tone with me!

Anna (in Tess's body): Oh my God, you are my mother!

Tess (in Anna's body): And what are you doing with this?

[grabs box of french fries]

Anna (in Tess's body): I'm eating.

Tess (in Anna's body): You cannot eat fast food.

Anna (in Tess's body): Why not?

Tess (in Anna's body): Because it will go down your throat and drop instantly to my thighs!

Tess (in Anna's body): She is dead, worse than dead. She will spend the next year in a phoneless, dateless, Amish existence!

Ryan: You know what, I'm not really a prying kind of guy, but just for the heck of it, I was wondering what you were doing on the eve of our wedding straddling some guy on the back of a big black Harley?

Anna (in Tess's body): Hello, it was a Ducati!

Peg: Aren't you like the maid of horror or something?

[first lines]

Tess: Honey, wake up.

Anna: No.

Tess: Anna. Greet the day.

[last lines]

Pei-Pei: Mama! What are you doing? Mama! Grandpa! Harry! No!

[tackles them, grabs cookies]

Pei-Pei: Okay!

[Ryan has just let Anna go to the Home Of Blues]

Peg: Mr. Dude, you rock!

Jake: You know, I've been thinking about that kiss.

Anna: [puzzled] Kiss?

[pulls herself together]

Anna: Remind me again how I did it.

Jake: In front of your mom?

Anna: It's okay. She owes me.

[They kiss]

Tess (in Anna's body): You pierced your navel?

Anna (in Tess's body): Yeah, I... meant to talk to you about that.

Tess (in Anna's body): When did you do this?

Anna (in Tess's body): At Maddie's cousin's sweet 16.

Tess (in Anna's body): Well, when you get your body back, it's grounded.

Anna (in Tess's body): I can't marry Ryan. Eww.

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Tess (in Anna's body): I look like Stevie Nicks.

Anna (in Tess's body): Who's he?

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Tess (in Anna's body): Role-playing! Her idea. New therapeutic technique. Switching points of view.

Grandpa: If I switch with Harry, do I have to wear a thong?

Harry: [mocking Grandpa] Earthquake. Save me. Earthquake.

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Anna (in Tess's body): It's easy to be you. I'll just suck the fun out of everything.

Tess (in Anna's body): I do not suck the fun out of everything.

Anna (in Tess's body): Fun-sucker.

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Grandpa: [about Anna] Stop groveling, man. Let her come to YOU.

Ryan: She'd come with a hatchet.

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Anna (in Tess's body): Root canal? That's not fair, they're not my teeth.

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Anna (in Tess's body): Let's just say this cute guy asks you out. What are you gonna do? WOOOH.

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Anna (in Tess's body): You mean we're like stuck in this SUCKFEST?

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[as he holds Tess's hand]

Ryan: One more day.

Anna (in Tess's body): Yeah, it's great we're getting married, isn't it? Even though my husband died. How quickly I've been able to get over it.

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Mr. Bates: [to a student] Mr. Waters, describe the character of Hamlet.

Mr. Waters: Hamlet. He's, uh... he's one of the big characters. I mean, he's Hamlet. He's just... bopping around... doesn't know which way's up. I don't think the guy's got a clue.

Mr. Bates: You mean to say that he is a man...

Mr. Waters: Yeah.

Mr. Bates: Who couldn't make up his... mind.

Mr. Waters: ...mind. Exactly.

Mr. Bates: Good. B.

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Anna (in Tess's body): Darling. Could you, like, chill for a sec?

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Pei-Pei: [about her mother] Oh, she's crazy.

Pei-Pei's Mom: [subtitles] Like a fox.

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Anna (in Tess's body): So, let's do this thingy.

Ryan: You mean our wedding rehearsal?

Anna (in Tess's body): Yeah, whatever.

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Anna (in Tess's body): Mom, maybe we should go to the emergency room.

Tess (in Anna's body): Oh no! All that will get us is a 72-hour lockdown in a psych ward and a Thorazine drip. No, we're not going anywhere.

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Anna (in Tess's body): So you're in my body, and I'm in your body. Why don't we, like...

Tess (in Anna's body): Yes, yes, I see what you're saying. A jolt! Okay, you go over there, and I go over here. Okay, when I say go. Ready? Go!

[they both bump heads and fall to the ground while Harry walks into the room]

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Harry: [straws sticking out of his nose] Look I'm a walrus!

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Anna: You couldn't last one day in my high school.

Tess: Actually I could, and I would do it without getting a detention.

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Anna: You're ruining my life!

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Anna (in Tess's body): Halibut? Eww! That's disgusting! What kind of caterer ARE you?

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Tess: Hello, Dr. Coleman. Yes, Elizabeth. Yes, Elizabeth, I'll be at the appointment tomorrow. Ok, good. And Elizabeth, remember, you are a smart, strong, beautiful, independent woman and you don't need a man to complete you.

Butcher Woman: Thank you.

Tess: Goodbye.

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Ryan: [hearing Anna scream because her door is gone] She saw it.

Grandpa: [gets up quick] I'm gonna check those Lakers.

Ryan: I'm with you...

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Pei-Pei: Sexy new look for you, Mrs. Coleman! You look hot!

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Harry: Get a room!

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Anna (in Tess's body): Are you mad?

Ryan: No.

Anna (in Tess's body): Do you, like, not want to get married now?

Ryan: No. No I don't. Not if you're gonna put me in this role.

Anna (in Tess's body): What role?

Ryan: The role of insensitive stepfather who couldn't care less, or thinks it's a stupid rock band, or any of the preposterous things you just said. How can you say I don't care? I'm not that guy, Tess, and if that's who you think I am, then this is never gonna work. When I fell in love with you, I knew you came with a history and a family, and I respect the hell out of that. You have always put the kids first. That's exactly how it should be, that's how I want it. I never pushed Anna, because I want her to like me on her own terms, in her own way.

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Ryan: What the hell just happened?

Tess: Trust me, you don't wanna know.

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[Anna and Tess read the fortunes they received from Pei-Pei's mother]

AnnaTess: A journey soon begins...

Tess: ...its prize reflected in the other's eyes.

Anna: When what you see is what you lack...

AnnaTess: ...then selfless love will change you back.

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Jake: You know, it's just... Yesterday was freaky, and I mean, I see your mom... And I like her. I mean, not "like her" like her, but, you know, I mean... Like her as your mom. Listen, do you think we could just rewind this whole thing and start again?

Anna: [smiles] I'd like that.

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[after dropping "Anna" off at school]

Ryan: Okay, where are we going next? Harry's school?

Anna (in Tess's body): [smirking at Harry] Oh, he can walk from here.

Harry: It's twenty blocks!

Anna (in Tess's body): Fresh air will do you good.

Harry: But what about bullies?

Anna (in Tess's body): Run fast.

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[Grandpa seeing Harry's underwear that was put over his head, thanks to Anna]

Grandpa: What is this, one of them thongs? I don't want to know.

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Tess (in Anna's body): I don't believe in physical contact with the opposite sex. At all. Ever. Nothing.

Anna (in Tess's body): 3 years ago we had a really bad thing happen we lost a father and a husband and I didn't think we'd ever get over it but then this guy next to me

[Ryan looks at Tess Proudly]

Anna (in Tess's body): came into the picture and everyone could see I was happy again I was singing in the shower again not well I may add but I was still worried about my kids Anna and Harry whether or not they would be able to accept a new man in their life and now I know how Anna feels

[Ryan looks over towards Anna]

Anna (in Tess's body): and what she feels is that...

[Tess starts to get emotional]

Anna (in Tess's body): No-one could ever take the place of her Dad

[Voice breaking]

Anna (in Tess's body): because he was a really great Dad but somebody could be part of a new family it's own kind of cool, new little unit and that for someone as special as Ryan that we would all just make a little room Anna really wanted her mom to know that.

[Tess mouths I love you]

See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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