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What I Like About You (TV Series 2002–2006) Poster

(2002–2006)

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Gary: Oh my Damn!

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Val: Son of a bitch fireman.

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Tina Haven: [Holly and Vince are making out outside] C'mon! C'mon! C'mon!

Holly: What?

Tina Haven: There's going to be a chick fight!

Holly: Just wait

[turns to Vince]

Holly: Love you. Bye.

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Tina Haven: You can kiss in a dream and it doesn't mean anything. You can have sex in a dream and it doesn't mean anything. You know, you can have sex in real life and it still wouldn't mean anything. Remember that for the future.

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Lauren: I wrote the note!

Val: Rick didn't write the note?

Lauren: Ok. How many times do I have to say it? Rick didn't leave his wife. I wrote the note saying that he did.

Val: You wrote the note?

Lauren: Are you a blockhead? I wrote the note! Rick didn't leave his wife and I'm seeing him later.

Val: You're what?

Lauren: I'm seeing him later! Do you think it's you hearing, maybe?

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Gary: Hey man. I thought you said holly already sewed that on for you.

Vince: She did. But she's in a hurry to make out all the time. Her workmanship suffers!

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Vince: well... does his stuff cost more than... free?

Gary: Dude, don't worry about it. I set him up last week with two "Young and Tenders". Man, he owes me, just to say that.

Vince: Thanks, bro. Hey dude, I have a question.

Gary: Mmm-Hmmm.

Vince: What are "Young Antenneas"?

Gary: No, "Young and Tenders" Young and Tenders. The hell is a "Young Antenneas" Why would I say "Young Antenneas?" Crazy white boy. I don't get it.

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Holly: I had a fight with Ben!

Vince: Dump him.

Holly: What?

Vince: I said go make up with him, what did you hear? GOD!

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Holly: What?

Val: Your shirt.

Holly: What about it?

Val: You need one!

Holly: It's the style, it's supposed to be this way

Val: How about you start a new trend. Throw a big sweater over that and call it the 'I'm not naked' look!

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Gary: What did you eat?

Holly: I think it must have been the soup

Gary: Was it cream of IBop?

Holly: Alright, yes, it came, I love it and it's mine!

Gary: But you said I could have it

Holly: Well that was before I fell in love with it, and I love it Gary. I love it like a little tiny child!

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Val: What about this one? 'The Bazooka'. Tell me about 'The Bazooka'!

Holly: Excellent choice! I used that once in 9th Grade on Lisa Gurt. They say on quiet days you can still hear her crying!

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[after Val just kissed a guy Holly liked]

Holly: You don't understand I'm devastated!

Val: I know and yes I understand...

Holly: Devastated!

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[after chasing Holly into the mens room]

Val: Oh, this is so not the place for open-toed shoes

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Gary: Either you've got a lobster problem or that's one freaky cockroach

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Holly: If anything goes wrong... blame the red-headed kid

Val: Why?

Holly: Look at him, he's guilty of something

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[after Holly and Val have given her their old bear]

Josy: He smells funny... I'm gonna name him Stinky Bear!

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Tina Haven: Sometimes friends do really stupid things.

Holly: Especially if they're bummed because they just got broken up with and are vulnerable, and not thinking straight, and are maybe just a little bit slutty.

Tina Haven: Oh you know me so well.

[hug]

Val: What about me?

Holly: [hugs Val] Oh, you're slutty too.

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Todd: Okay, I think my work here is done.

Val: Oh thank god.

Todd: You can call me Todd.

Val: Eww.

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Holly: Went to college party, didn't drink, got stuck with a guy in the bathroom, nothing happened, Gary's pants, night.

Val: Hold on. College party?

Holly: Didn't drink.

Val: Guy in bathroom?

Holly: Nothing happened.

Val: Who's pants?

Holly: Gary's.

Val: We'll talk more in the morning.

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Holly: Why are you doing this? I don't go to Chucky Cheese and ruin your dates!

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Gary: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen?

Vince: I don't think that's three names - or legal.

Gary: Not for another 248 days.

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Holly: What happened to my overprotective, in-my-face sister who wouldn't let me play Ms. Pac-Man because she thought that she made "bad choices"?

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Gary: I never told anyone that you wrote a fan letter to Celine Dion!

Vince: [shouts] Hey, Celine Dion is excellent and you told everyone!

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Val: What the hell is that?

Lauren: Something old, something new, something borrowed, something eww!

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Val: Me never wants to "we" with you again!

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Lauren: I've been watching you from across the street. I've been too shy to come in and talk to you face-to-face so I could only write my feelings. Oh, Lauren, how your glissening thighs and firm buttocks make me quiver.

Gary: [Val gives Gary a look. Gary pulls her over to the side] I thought your letter need a little embellishment.

Lauren: Ahem. Your bosoms are like two ripe canteloupes, Lauren, ready to be devoured. Oh, my God! I think I found my soulmate!

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Holly: Yes! Hi. That's my skateboard, and...

Kid: No, it isn't. I found it on my balcony.

Holly: Yeah. Because I dropped it off the roof. Where do you think it came from?

Kid: God.

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Holly: [Vince kisses her on the cheek] Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! That's it? I sew a botton on for you and that's all I get? Make out with me damn it!

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Holly: I have to call Val. I mean this is big and I'm only nineteen!

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Gary: You know what? Your hair is so "Footloose"!

Vince: You did not just drag Kevin Bacon into this!

Gary: Yes I did, buddy. And the gloves are coming off my friend.

Vince: Oh, so is the ugly-ass suit.

Gary: Well, you may wanna reconsider! Being that it matches your ugly ass!

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Lauren: Is she still mad?

Holly: No.

Val: GET OUT OF HERE!

Holly: Oh, I meant "yes".

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Val: You are beautiful, and charming, and funny

Lauren: And...?

Val: Thin.

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Holly: What's more important than doing it in front of everyone she loves... and Tina.

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Holly: [Gary's talking to Vince and Tina] Hey! Hey! Hey! Vic has something to give to Val. SO SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

[turns to Vic]

Holly: Go ahead Vic

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Vic: So, Val, I want to ask you in front of all the people that you love... and Tina. Val, will you already be married to me?

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Vince: Pretty moving stuff.

Gary: Yeah, makes you think.

VinceGary: [both turn to each other] I'm sorry!

[hugs each other]

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Holly: Tina, hug me!

Tina Haven: I'm not really a "huggy" person.

Holly: You've hugged me before!

Tina Haven: Now it feels forced.

Holly: JUST HUG ME!

[Holly places Tina's hands around her and they both hug]

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Lauren: [everyone else is hugging around her] Come here you!

[grabs the cake and starts eating it]

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Lauren: Uh oh! Me thinks me went too far.

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Val: Hey don't you have to go take a shower pushy biotch?

Holly: Yes and I need money for school books, wussy biotch.

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Vince: Well isn't that nice of Gary, helping my ex-girlfriend's boyfriend. What a good guy!

[punches Gary]

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Gary: [talking about Holly] Wow, how could a little girl be full of crap?

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Ben Sheffield: [Val just found a jewelry box in a cookie jar] No! No! No! No! Sorry but i wouldn't want to miss the look on my fiance's face the first time she saw the ring.

Val: Ben's right.

Lauren: Yeah, Ben's foriegn. Open that mother!

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Holly: No, just you telling the Son of a Bitch fireman that he was "hot, hot, hot".

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Lauren: I'm in love with him.

Val: Yeah, well you have to get out of love with him, woman.

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Holly: There is no surprise party. That liar is totally going to be with rick.

Tina Haven: Okay, Lauren is a genius! She turns the whole thing around and pulls a surprise party right out of her ass.

Holly: If only she could pull morals out of her ass!

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Tina Haven: [clapping] Oh! Oh! There she is! There she is!

Lauren: Ok, we are going have to get a surprise party by tonight.

Tina Haven: Yes, yes. Here is some money. God, I just love you!

Holly: Tina, Shut Up! We are not helping her. I'm telling Val.

Lauren: No, no, no wait. Holly, do you think I really want to be seeing a married man? No!.

Holly: Then stop it!

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Lauren: Unless you want to disappoint your sister on her birthday. She did raise you.

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Tina Haven: [Lauren holds up a pinata shaped like a rocket ship] Oh. Let's get Val this one. You know what it looks like?

Holly: It's a rocket ship you dirty bird.

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Holly: What do you think Lauren needed the afternoon for?

Tina Haven: Do you think?

Holly: That's exactly what I'm thinking.

Tina Haven: Lauren's the dirty bird.

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Holly: You promised me that you weren't going to see him.

Lauren: No I promised you that I wasn't going to see him tonight.

Tina Haven: And is it tonight? No. It's today. Brava.

[starts clapping]

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Val: [practices her expression in front of a mirror just because she thinks she's getting set up for a surprise party] A sonic plaque remover and a white jean jacket? Guys, I'm gonna cry. Yeah, that'll work.

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Gary: [Gary is on crutches] My work here is done.

Val: Actually you still have to mop the floors.

Gary: I'm crippled you're cruel.

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Lauren: Oh no. They've gone behind the paper thin curtain of silence.

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Val: And you're still making time with him?

Lauren: Making time? Yeah, see, yeah doll, we went to see the Andrews Sisters and we made some time!

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Vic: Hey Charlie.

Charlie: Why doesn't Val love me? I mean, okay, I'm not her brother. But I have other things to offer. Children with one head.

Vic: [phone rings] Oh wait. Hold your pain.

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Holly: Who am I kidding? My dad's gonna love you. Even if your pants have holes and... cheese?

Vince: Crap! I'm wearing my cheese pants!

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Val: We don't have to resort to using our bodies to get ahead

Lauren: Wake up Bambi! This is how things work in the forest.

Val: Not in my forest... and don't make that dirty.

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Val: [She see's Lauren crying on the bed and points at her] Wah! Wah! Wah!

[laughing]

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