Still Standing (2002–2006)

Taylor Ball: Brian Miller

Quotes 

• Bill : Come on, Judy, let's go brainstorm.

  Brian Miller : That'll be a light drizzle.

• Bill : Judy, who would want to go to a Mother's Day high tea?

  Brian Miller : Wow, did someone say high tea? Can I go?

  Judy : No, Brian, it's a mother-daughter tradition in my family. And Lauren is going for the first time!

  Brian Miller : That's not fair. I'd appreciate a high tea more than her.

  Bill : Pick a team, son. Pick a team.

• [the doorbell rings] 

  Judy : Can somebody get that?

  Brian Miller : Busy!

  Tina Miller : Busy!

  Bill : Lazy!

• Brian Miller : [Bill and Judy come to Brian's school]  Oh no, it IS you two!

  Judy : What do you mean, "it is us"?

  Brian Miller : Everyone's saying that a hooker and her parole officer are walking around looking for me. I was hoping...

  Bill : Hear that, Judy? I'm married to a hooker!

• Bill : So, son, why didn't you join the football team?

  Brian Miller : Well, it was getting in the way of my debate-team practices.

  Bill : You never told me you were on the debate team!

  Brian Miller : Yes, I did.

  Bill : No, you didn't.

  Brian Miller : Yes, I did

  Bill : Damn, you're good.

• Brian Miller : This is Chris. He's our new neighbor, and he's also in some of my AP classes, so I'm just showing him the ropes.

  Lauren Miller : [to Chris]  Did he show you the one in gym he can't climb?

• Bill : There's a kite club?

  Brian Miller : Yeah, I'm vice-president.

  Bill : So, if the president can't fulfill his duties, *you* get beat up by the football team.