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(2003–2004)

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Det. Frank Smith: Sadistic son-of-a-bitch tortured her with electricity.

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Det. Frank Smith: No, you're not A suspect, you're THE suspect.

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Det. Frank Smith: Victims, like your daughter here.

Lydia Stoffel: That's my son.

[Franks looks at the picture again]

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Det. Frank Smith: Fine, we'll get warrants. But that's gonna take time and really piss us off.

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Det. Joe Friday: So, more jail time and we'll have to get animal control to come down here and euthanize these little fluff balls.

Alice: What?

Det. Frank Smith: So sad.

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Det. Frank Smith: Premature ejaculation... we got a squirter!

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Det. Frank Smith: The guy sure did know how to live... when he was alive.

Det. Joe Friday: Don't eat the dead guys candy, Smith!

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Drug Dealer: Cops, the other white meat.

Det. Frank Smith: You hear what he did there, Joe? He called us pigs, but in like a roundabout kinda way.

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Greg: My lawyer's gonna eat you.

Det. Joe Friday: You ever notice how many people claim their lawyers eat human flesh?

Det. Frank Smith: Might be a cult thing.

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Det. Frank Smith: This city owes me a new pair of Italian ankle boots.

Det. Joe Friday: Yeah, Italian by way of Taiwan.

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Det. Frank Smith: What size do you wear? eight, nine?

[Greg looks confused]

Det. Frank Smith: Your shoes.

Greg: Seven.

Det. Frank Smith: Seven. That's cute. Me, I got clown's feet.

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Man: You gonna bother these people?

Det. Frank Smith: We're gonna bother a lot of people until we find out who bothered Whitney Lynde.

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Det. Frank Smith: Your dialing finger broken?

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Det. Joe Friday: Next time you want to make the news, step in front of a bus.

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Det. Joe Friday: Be polite? I am polite! What does she think I'm gonna do, pee in a wastebasket?

Det. Frank Smith: I heard you did that once.

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Det. Frank Smith: Stop! You're really pissing me off!

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Det. Joe Friday: There's a word for that woman. Unfortunately, that word is not in my vocabulary.

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Det. Joe Friday: If your client tells us you advised him to lie, I'll be at your disbarment hearing.

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Det. Joe Friday: I'm on a budget. I'm not buying a story that changes every day.

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Det. Joe Friday: You have the right to remain silent, so do it!

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Det. Joe Friday: You know why cops serve arrest warrants at six AM? Because people are sleepy and stupid, full of attitude.

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Det. Joe Friday: [narration] They come out in force, the press. A celebrity gets murdered, the world goes crazy with curiosity. In a way we're like the ancient Greeks, we need our gods to be human. We need to know bad things happen to them too. Just like the rest of us.

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