Jenna Jameson plays a more buxom and hardcore version of _Masseuse, The (1990)_, who gets paid for increasingly sexual requests from her client. Revealing she has a family, they meet one last time and finally go all the way.
A flickering fire in a pit casts shadows on a cave wall of a couple, half-human, half-animal, engaged in sex. The shadows have tails and small horns. There's a sense of something strangely ... See full summary »
She's a genie... this is porn... wish for something!!
An astronaut washes ashore and finds a magic genie. Then, he tells the genie to stay home and do nothing while he goes off to do his job, like normal. This sounds just like the old TV show we all know and love, right? This plot is fine if you're in a 60's TV sitcom, but THIS IS PORN!!!!!!! I can see that in a non-porn movie the "master" who finds a genie might not have his every depraved sexual wish granted, but for cryin' out loud, THIS IS PORN!! Yes, there is sex in this movie, but it's nothing you haven't seen in other porn, and very little of it involves Jenna (also, Jenna never looks remotely like she does on the cover, but I've come to expect this deception from all movie covers; see my other reviews). Here's my problem with this movie: this is a porno that actually follows a plot. In this plot, the guy who finds a genie has no sexual interest in her, and doesn't avail himself of her powers in any way (sexual or otherwise) Whaaaat? Even the cover says "Who hasn't dreamed of having their own personal genie... especially one that looks like Jenna Jameson!" And yet, this master has his own "personal genie", one that "looks like Jenna Jameson" right out of her bottle, and he wishes for... NOTHING!!! What would you expect the master of a porn genie to wish for: His five favorite stars on his lap? A 20-minute orgasm? SOMETHING SEXUAL?? I guess I was expecting something more creative from this movie. Very disappointing.
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