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38
New York Daily News
Director Uwe Boll wholeheartedly embraces the film's concept, and with some fancy editing and a pulsing soundtrack, the effect really is like watching a video game.
30
Dull and unimaginative.
25
House of the Dead, sadly, is so bad it's bad.
25
Chicago Tribune
Unimaginatively recycles all the teens-in-the-woods gorefest conventions.
25
The Globe and Mail (Toronto)
Somewhere between cartoonishly bad for comic effect and bad because the filmmakers didn't really give a damn, The House of the Dead is, at least, unpretentiously dumb.
20
The Hollywood Reporter
Laughable performances.
20
Here's a would-be horror film that contains not one ounce of professional pride in its making, not one shred of technical competence. This is one of the worst films of recent times.
0
New York Post
Based on a video game, far exceeds expectations -- in negative ways that inspire thoughts of less than zero stars.
0
Entertainment Weekly
To properly convey the jaw-dropping shoddiness of this videogame-based ''horror'' ''movie,'' one must approach what scientists call Absolute Stupid, a state previously thought to exist only under highly controlled laboratory conditions or at the highest levels of government.
0
It's cheese of the purest stripe, bafflingly bad to the point of being oddly charming in its brain dead naïveté.

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