Zombiegeddon (2003 Video)
Lord Zombie: I'm gonna go pee on a tree.
Cage: You mean there's an alien life force created by the devil?
Bill the Janitor: You f-cking fudgepacker homo zombies! You're not gonna get my chocolate canal!
Lord Zombie: I'm sorry, but I ate your father's heart!
Jesus Christ: Stay and have some wine.
Laura: We don't have any wine.
Jesus Christ: We have tap water and glasses. I'm Jesus, I'll turn the water into wine!