Zombiegeddon (Video 2003)

Zombies are taking over the world!

Director:

Chris Watson

Writer:

Chris Watson

Stars:

Mark Adams, Ari Bavel, Uwe Boll

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Mark Adams	...	Det. Mark Argento
Ari Bavel	...	Cage
Uwe Boll	...	Himself
J.R. Bookwalter	...	Crazed professor
Conrad Brooks	...	Dean Martinson
Jeff Burr	...	Phil (voice)
Josh Christofferson	...	Grocery Guy
Joe Estevez	...	Brooks
Linda Fischetti	...	Abused wife
Joe Fleishaker	...	Caller #1 (voice)
Jeff Dylan Graham	...	Harper
Jennifer Greer	...	Mandy
Susan Guntly	...	Ashley
George Gutknecht	...	Abusive husband
Trent Haaga	...	Ted Kopafeel

Storyline

These zombies are a human-like race created by Satan. When the "zombie-looking freaks" begin taking over the world, dirty cops Jeff and Cage find themselves in the unenviable position of having to stop them before it's too late. Jeff soon learns that he alone has the power to defeat them if he's up to the task. As the body count piles up and internal affairs officers investigate Jeff and Cage for their prior wrongdoings, time is running out...

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Plot Keywords:

sex | zombie | nudity | female nudity

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Taglines:

Zombies, kung-fu, zombie-eating tigers, bare breasts, and Joe Estevez! It's the ultimate B-movie!

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Genres:

Horror

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Certificate:

Unrated

Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

12 July 2003 (USA)

Also Known As:

Joe Estevez's Ultimate B-Movie

Filming Locations:

Baltimore, Maryland, USA

Company Credits

Production Co:

Nickel Duck Productions, Wild Range Productions

Technical Specs

Runtime:

81 min

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1

Did You Know?

Trivia

As a producer, Watson, was in discussions with several no budget filmmakers for them to helm the movie. Discussions went down to the wire with the most interested director telling him the film might be "too controversial" for him and so Watson took the duties of director since no one else would do it. Watson now refers to the film in interviews and chats as his "directing film school". He later tried to take his name off the film and put in the pseudonym "Buck Jones Jr" because he felt it was a group effort 'directing' the film but was convinced to do otherwise by the crew. Buck Jones JR does appear in the credits as a crew member and more in several places.

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Quotes

Bill the Janitor: You f-cking fudgepacker homo zombies! You're not gonna get my chocolate canal!

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Crazy Credits

Puke Zombie

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Connections

References The Ninth Configuration (1980)

User Reviews

Why do these films get made?

Okay, I feel I must praise those who have given this film the bad rap it deserves! For starters, I remember getting invited to a special screening for, lets say, six bucks or so. I was expecting to see a wretched pile of bull, but I got something worse than that! I was so sure that having a few union actors such as Savini would give a little depth, or something enjoyable. NOPE! This film was the most pathetic concoction ever put onto film. Loust script, horrid acting, lame effects, and a whole lot of unreal violence that was just stupid to begin with. John Waters' "Pink Flamingos" looks like an early Spielberg classic in comparison, and thats a bad thing. I never had a problem with the Waters exercise in 'poor taste', because there was a message about it, this film, was just stupid. I cannot be more specific than that. Just stupid.

Now, it began out with an extremely unbelievable sex scene with Tom Savini and Brinke Stevens. Stevens then retreats to her radio office to conduct a question and answering about zombies. We then see the worst acting of a man and his son hunting zombies, and a tiger is involved...er something. Anyway, a community is under attack with a bunch of idiots running around getting killed one by one. The lead cops are sick and sleazy, and achieve sexual kicks by forcing young males to make love. It is just stupid I tell you! They don't give a crap about civilians. I can understand a filmmakers need to be self-expressive, but there are limits to which art become ridiculous and repetitive. The rest of the story has a lot of bad acting, cheap vomit effects, dreadful dialog, and the STUPIDEST climax to be seen by anyone, be it whoever. My finale plea, is that the filmmakers of this movie need to be banned from writing, directing, or any other type of process in the industry. I thought I was going to see some film that would at least be on its way to a real film-festival...alas, this film was NOTHING! My advice would be to make sure NO ONE ever see's this film again. Then the world would be a better place.

I just have to ask...why do these films get made? They're just so dumb, and offer nothing. If someone actually likes them, then they need help!