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Subway Monkey Hour (TV Movie 2002) Poster

(2002 TV Movie)

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Tom Green: Pizza... pie... pizza... pie, I like my pizza pie

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[Reading mistranslated English text on a Japanese soda machine]

Tom Green: Why don't you have anything to drink? Choose one making you better feeling!

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Tom Green: Why don't you have anything to drink, choose one making you better feeling.

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Tom Green: Ha, ha. He fell on his bum bum.

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Tom Green: Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto.

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Tom Green: It's not that I don't want to get in the van with the monkey, I do. But what does it accomplish.

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Tom Green: Would you like a "Go Fork Yourself" T-shirt?

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Tom Green: I notice that the police officers here in Tokyo wear cute little uniforms and look like Boy Scouts. Could I buy some cookies? Could you teach me how to make a campfire? I'm freezing, daddy!

Japanese police officer: Oh... no, I don't understand uh... I... I can answer some easy questions... but is uh... too hard for me!

Tom Green: Okay here's an easy question. Daddy, I'm freezing. Can you make me a campfire?

Japanese police officer: uh... campfire?...

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Tom Green: Oh, you sir, he likes bananas! Oh, he's just gettin' his bag.

Old Japanese man on subway: We like quiet.

Tom Green: You like bananas?

Old Japanese man on subway: We like quiet.

Tom Green: Quiet.

Old Japanese man on subway: Quiet, please!

Tom Green: You like potatoes?

Old Japanese man on subway: NO!

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Tom Green: What does it smell like ?

Used Panty Dealer: The ladies spot.

Tom Green: and what does that one smell like, Big Macs ?

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Tom Green: I prefer the Mercedes, I like the leather seats.

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Tom Green: See, Mom? I told you I'd make it. I'm in Tokyo dressed as a fork vomiting.

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Tom Green: I'm from Canada, so I'm not really very smart.

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Tom Green: You guys wanna take a crap in our van we've already had monkeys and chickens do it!... That is the most horrible sentence I've said in my life.

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Tom Green: I'm checkin' out a school boy's ass!

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Tom Green: GODZILLA DOESN'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT FRANCE!

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Tom Green: Welcome back to "Tokyo Subway Irrelevance."

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