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Frankenstein's Monster: My feet hurt!

Count Dracula: Don't give me that! I happen to know those aren't your feet!

Frankenstein's Monster: What did you have to bring that up for?

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Igor: From Bulgaria. The incredible man whom Doctor Frankenstein created in his spare time... from a lot of spare parts- The Frankenstein creature.

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Count Dracula: Hiya, Baby, it's me, Count Dracula.

Witch: I didn't think it was a humming bird.

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Count Dracula: Igor, you did it again! How many times do I have to tell you? Keep my tomb door open at night and closed in the day. Open at night and closed in the day!

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Frankenstein's Monster: Are they gone yet?

Count Dracula: Yes, it's safe for you to come out now and protect my life!

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Count Dracula: Teeny tiny bat. Teeny tiny bat. Teeny tiny bat.

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Count Dracula: What do I do now?

Igor: Master, believe me, they're just illusions. They cannot harm you.

Count Dracula: Can't do any me harm, huh? Who did that? Termites?

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Count Dracula: Teeny tiny bat. Teeny tiny bat. Teeny tiny bat

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Igor: [announcing the witch's arrival] The flying Queen of Hallowe'en!

Witch: Outta my way, shorty!

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Witch: Well, for heavens sake! You look just like me.

Girl dressed as witch: This is my favorite costume, because of you.

Witch: It is? Why?

Girl dressed as witch: Because you're one of my favorite people.

Boy dressed as Scarecrow: We love you just the way you are! All the kids feel that way.

Witch: You really love me? All right, I'll do it! Knowing you love me means more to me than any of his promises.

Count Dracula: Oh, then we can forget those silly conditions that you asked for?

Witch: Not on your life! You're going to keep every one of those promises just the same! Starting with the disco party right after I ride over the moon. So long, kids! This ride is just for you!

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Igor: I believe I hear the Master coming now!

[he looks out the window]

Igor: Yes! I can see him clearly through the fog!

[Dracula crashes and slams into the window]

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Count Dracula: It's one of those days I wish I was dead. And stayed dead.

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