Hoodlum & Son (2003)
Sheriff Duggan: What you hollerin' about, you great googlin' mooglie? I had me enough of your monkeyshines and shenanigans.
Benny 'The Bomb' Palladino: I want you to get the 'you-know-what' from 'you-know-who'. You know where, and the 'when' is now.
Juicy Lucy: What can I get ya'? Single or double?
Charlie: Gimme both.
Juicy Lucy: You sure must be thirsty.
Charlie: If I'd known I was gonna be this thirsty today, I would've drunk more last night.
Ugly Jim: I take it you're not here because you've read the good reviews.
Charlie: You're right. Word of mouth brought me here- a friend's recommendation.
Ugly Jim: And what does your friend recommend?
Charlie: He recommends you pay him what you owe him.
Ugly Jim: You can tell your friend I'll pay him what his service is worth: jack-diddley-squat... With bells on.
Benny "The Bomb": I set you up, you set me up, I set you up again- it's like a game of tennis- and we all know that the guy with the most strings in his racket wins. And that guy aint you. The ball's in your court, McCrae, but believe me- you don't wanna knock it back over here.
Ugly Jim: Well maybe I got an ace up my sleeve.
Benny "The Bomb": And maybe you're mixin' your metaphors, Kid. Don't join a game if you can't compete.
Benny "The Bomb": You'll grow as big as I allow you to grow, you Potato-eatin' Fancy-pants.
Ugly Jim: I'm dumber than a chocolate teapot.
Archie: You aint dumb, Jim. You're probably smart in other areas.
Ugly Jim: Thanks, Arch. What other areas, d'you think?
Archie: Try Florida.