Back by Midnight (2004)
Gloria Beaumont: [to Jake] I want you to be in charge of the prisons.
Eli Rockwood: He can't, Jake was just...
Jake Puloski: Fired!
Gloria Beaumont: Who the fuck fired you?
Smitty: I don't think the strippers and blow up dolls were such a good idea.
Jake Puloski: You're right, next year we'll just get a karaoke machine.
Security Guard: [seeing Princess on security camera with another dog] She's never done that before, especially on a first date.