Der Wixxer (2004)
Chief Inspector Even Longer: [climbing out of a trap door from a cellar] I thought I was a goner.
Miss Pennymarket: This is an old trap door, from the 14th Century.
Butler Alfons Hatler: We still need it - for the Jehovah's Witnesses.
Inspector Very Long: to Chief Inspector Even Longer: The nicest thing you ever said to me was 'There, you can have my coffee. It tastes like shit.'
Sir John: This is Dieter Dubinsky. He's from East Germany.
Chief Inspector Even Longer: I'm sorry to hear that.
Earl of Cockwood: [Imitating jury member Dieter Bohlen of "Deutschland sucht den Superstar", Germany's version of Pop Idol] First, let me tell what I liked - nothing. And now what I didn't like - the rest of it. We'll be in touch.
[shoots the singer, causing the other female captives to panic]
Earl of Cockwood: Ladies, ladies, calm down, this is only an audition!