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(2004)

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Sir John: This is Dieter Dubinsky. He's from East Germany.

Chief Inspector Even Longer: I'm sorry to hear that.

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Butler Alfons Hatler: I could be your Führer...

Earl of Cockwood: Not today.

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Earl of Cockwood: [Imitating jury member Dieter Bohlen of "Deutschland sucht den Superstar", Germany's version of Pop Idol] First, let me tell what I liked - nothing. And now what I didn't like - the rest of it. We'll be in touch.

[shoots the singer, causing the other female captives to panic]

Earl of Cockwood: Ladies, ladies, calm down, this is only an audition!

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Chief Inspector Even Longer: [climbing out of a trap door from a cellar] I thought I was a goner.

Miss Pennymarket: This is an old trap door, from the 14th Century.

Butler Alfons Hatler: We still need it - for the Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Butler Alfons Hatler: [After the wixxer poisoned himself] Bah! Rogues killing themselves, only because their plans to rule the world went down the drain - I can't accept that!

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Inspector Very Long: to Chief Inspector Even Longer: The nicest thing you ever said to me was 'There, you can have my coffee. It tastes like shit.'

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