Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) 5.0
Kung-Fu Action / Comedy / Horror / Musical about the second coming. Director:Lee DemarbreWriter:Ian Driscoll |
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Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) 5.0
Kung-Fu Action / Comedy / Horror / Musical about the second coming. Director:Lee DemarbreWriter:Ian Driscoll |
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Murielle Varhelyi | ... |
Maxine Schreck
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Maria Moulton | ... |
Mary Magnum
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Tim Devries | ... |
Father Eustace
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Ian Driscoll | ... |
Johnny Golgotha
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Josh Grace | ... |
Dr. Praetorious
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Tracy Lance | ... |
Gloria Oddbottom
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Glen Jones | ... |
Father Alban
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Mike Funk | ... |
Danny Sabbath
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Lucky Ron | ... |
Blind Jimmy Leper
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Himself
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Jeff Moffet | ... |
Santo Enmascardo de Plata
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Ivan Freud | ... |
Narrator
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Erica Murton | ... |
Maggie
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Alex Godin | ... |
Father Avellino
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The first testament says "an eye for an eye." The second testament says "love thy neighbour." The third testament KICKS ASS! The filmmaking team that brought you Harry Knuckles and won the "Spirit of Slamdance" prize with Harry Knuckles and the Treasure of the Aztec Mummy ups the ante with this tale of the ultimate action hero: Jesus Christ. The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight. Combining kung-fu action with biblical prophecy and a liberal dose of humour, the film teams the Savior with Mexican wrestling hero El Santos against mythological horrors and science gone mad, and also manages to address contemporary sexual politics. And did we mention that it's a musical? This sure ain't Sunday School. Written by Lee Demarbre <leedemarbre@rogers.com>
A Brilliant Flick
This movie should become a cult classic. To those who have seen it, the only emotion taken is humor. Combined with its unique soundtrack ,and delayed audio track, this movie makes its way into a viewers heart. With the big characters like Mary Magdolin and the Virgin Mary, and a wrestler named El Santos, and his side kick Oddbottom, this is a film like no other. Its corniness is what made this movie great, combined with important messages for all man kind.
Its all good Its all right EVERYONE gets laid tonight!