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Nikos the Impaler (2003)

Due to a botched robbery attempt, a ruthless Romanian barbarian is somehow resurrected in modern day New York and begins wreaking havok on a small Manhattan art-house. Chaos ensues as the ... See full summary »

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Frank Heller
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Sandra Kane
Andreas Schnaas ...
Nikos
Antonio Tomahawk ...
Vajk
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Bran
Daniel Alvaro ...
Vlad
Mike Marino ...
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King / Video Clerk (as Hugh Daly)
Erotida Cruz ...
Queen / Bar Patron
Fred Cerniglia ...
Son
Abbandandolo Brenda ...
Daisy
Joseph Michael Lagana ...
Pete
Joe Lattanzi ...
Ryan
Alicia Tsai ...
Anna
Rachel Price ...
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Due to a botched robbery attempt, a ruthless Romanian barbarian is somehow resurrected in modern day New York and begins wreaking havok on a small Manhattan art-house. Chaos ensues as the patrons of the establishment band together to fight for their lives. Written by Anonymous

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$65,000 (estimated)
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Trivia

When we first see the outside of the Video Store, there is a red car with vines in it. This car belongs to sound recordist, Brian Michael Finn. See more »

Quotes

Brunette Cop: [while "Violent Shit 3" is playing in the theatre] Look at this violent shit!
Blonde Cop: I don't know, not really in the best taste for tonight isn't it?
Brunette Cop: You've got that right, I hate this stuff.
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Referenced in Something to Scream About (2003) See more »

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Kindred Spirits
Written by M.J. Mack and Jillian K.
Performed by Function Zero
Vocals by Jillian K.
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EXTREME HILARITY!
4 July 2004 | by (Austin, TX) – See all my reviews

Prepare to laugh like you've never laughed before, people. Andreas Schnaas is the new Ed Wood! He can barely line up a shot, and whoever edits for him acts like he just bought his first iMac and is trying to puzzle his way through iMovie without reading the manual or even the onscreen tutorial. This is absolutely glorious cheese, a one-movie festival of filmmaking ineptitude, with performances that wouldn't pass muster in a high school play. The gore scenes will have you rolling on the floor in such convulsions of hilarity that EMS might have to be called in to feed you oxygen. When Nikos is brought back to life and promptly hacks off the head of the grandmotherly museum curator (with a totally "plywood spray-painted silver" sword), I thought I'd wake up the whole block with my laughter. This movie is fecal beyond the dreams of proctologists, but I swear, if you want to have an MST3K movie party at your place one night, your guests won't need to get wasted or toke up to appreciate this comedy of errors!

Actual worth as a film: 0/10 "Cracking up all your friends at a party" value: 10/10


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