Nikos the Impaler
(Video 2003)
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Nikos the Impaler
(Video 2003)
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Frank Heller
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| Felissa Rose | ... |
Sandra Kane
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Andreas Schnaas | ... |
Nikos a lu Unziceanu
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Antonio Tomahawk | ... |
Prince Vajk lu Rusu
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| Frank Franconeri | ... |
Bran
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Daniel Alvaro | ... |
Vlad
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| Mike Marino | ... |
Torn Man
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| Hugh C. Daly | ... |
Romanian King /
Video Store Clerk
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Erotida Cruz | ... |
Romanian Queen
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Fred Cerniglia | ... |
Romanian Son
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Brenda Abbandandolo | ... |
Daisy
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Joseph Michael Lagana | ... |
Pete Whittenberger
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Joe Lattanzi | ... |
Ryan Lundin
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Alicia Tsai | ... |
Anna
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| Danny Lopes | ... |
University Student
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Due to a botched robbery attempt, a ruthless Romanian barbarian is somehow resurrected in modern day New York and begins wreaking havok on a small Manhattan art-house. Chaos ensues as the patrons of the establishment band together to fight for their lives. Written by Anonymous
My questions is-How much were people paid to give positive reviews for this piece of crap? Maybe they were sent free screener copies of film and they felt obligated to say nice things about it? I say this because I was fooled by the reviews and I went out and bought this piece of garbage. I was expecting a semi professional film at least but I was wrong! This thing is nothing more then a glorified home video and a really poor one at that.
The gore was maybe the worst, most amateur looking work that I've ever seen in a film. The acting was horrid. Everything about this movie was terrible! I mean, if this is the director's best work, then I can't imagine how bad his other films had to be. How can any film be worse then this thing?!
Do yourself a favor. Take my word for it, this movie is awful! Not so bad it's good or anything like that, it's just plain awful. A complete waste of time and money. AVOID IT.