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Nikos the Impaler (2003)

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Due to a botched robbery attempt, a ruthless Romanian barbarian is somehow resurrected in modern day New York and begins wreaking havok on a small Manhattan art-house. Chaos ensues as the ... See full summary »

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Frank Heller
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Sandra Kane
Andreas Schnaas ...
Nikos
Antonio Tomahawk ...
Vajk
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Bran
Daniel Alvaro ...
Vlad
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Torn Face Romanian
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King / Video Clerk (as Hugh Daly)
Erotida Cruz ...
Queen / Bar Patron
Fred Cerniglia ...
Son
Abbandandolo Brenda ...
Daisy
Joseph Michael Lagana ...
Pete
Joe Lattanzi ...
Ryan
Alicia Tsai ...
Anna
Rachel Price ...
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Due to a botched robbery attempt, a ruthless Romanian barbarian is somehow resurrected in modern day New York and begins wreaking havok on a small Manhattan art-house. Chaos ensues as the patrons of the establishment band together to fight for their lives. Written by Anonymous

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He's going to paint the town red... blood red. See more »


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The sugar in the fake blood stuck to and tore up the protective sealant of the studio floor which had to be reapplied after the production. See more »

Quotes

Brunette Cop: [while "Violent Shit 3" is playing in the theatre] Look at this violent shit!
Blonde Cop: I don't know, not really in the best taste for tonight isn't it?
Brunette Cop: You've got that right, I hate this stuff.
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References Anthropophagus (1980) See more »

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Dream
Music Written and Performed by Fred Kraft & Marc Trinkhaus
Recorded at Transmission Music, Germany
Engineered, Mixed and Mastered by Fred Kraft & Marc Trinkhaus
at Transmission Music
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crappy acting...crappy killing...crappy filming...crappy music...crappy everything
16 November 2003 | by (Copenhagen, Denmark) – See all my reviews

Wow, I'm rather amazed I've seen a lot of bad horror movies in my life, but this one is probably the worst yet. I haven't seen any of Andreas Schnaas' other movie, but from what I've read this is his best movie. So I might just have to see the rest to see if it's really possible to make anything worse then this one. The acting was crappy, not really the biggest surprise this is after all a low-budget B-movie. But usually B-movie know how to make fun/interesting killing. This is not the case in Nikos. Basically Nikos is just a crappy Jason-clone who walks around killing people with his big-ass broadsword. and that's all he does! A guy walking around killing people with a big sword can actually make a decent movie, if the killer does it in new and interesting ways. Nikos doesn't do that, he just lobs of people's heads (with a few exceptions not may though).

I wouldn't recommend this money to my worst enemy, no one should be made to watch this movie, it's simply too crappy.


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