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Performed by Darude
Composed by Darude (as Ville Virtanen) and Toni Lahde.
Arranged by Darude (as Ville Virtanen) and Jaakko Salovaara
Published by BMG Music Finland.
Courtesy of Strictly Rhythm Records LLC., Neo Records Ltd. and 16 Inch Records/ Stargate Music OY See more »
Start out with the Lucy Liu character. Wear a long coat and slacks everywhere you go. Look into a mirror and erase every expression you have. Speak about once every few hours.
Then you can do the Banderas character. Don't shave. Muss your hair. Put 15 jumbo olives in your mouth when you speak. Shuffle when you walk.
Oh yeah special effects. Let the gas on your stove run for about 10 seconds without lighting it. Then light it. Say "Boom". Repeat 100 times.
You can get a copy of the script really easy: Buy 10 comic books. Tear a couple of pages out of each one and staple the pieces together. Be sure that they don't fit too well together. They don't even have to be right side up.
If you do this, you won't need to rent this stinker.
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