ECW Barely Legal (1997 Video)
"Ravishing" Rick Rude: It's Howdy Doody Time, Shane Douglas! A deal's a deal. I'll take the mask off, but you better get rid of the girl, or I'll give you the ass-kicking of a lifetime!
Shane Douglas: You don't have to like me and I don't give a shit if you do!
Wrestling Crowd: [chant, directing Francine] She's a slut! She's a slut! She's a slut!
Joey Styles: Well, the Francine fan club is here tonight...
Rob Van Dam: Millions and millions of Rob Van Dam fans, we're all winners here tonight, cause I know you love me and even those who don't gotta fucking respect me. And now everyone can respect my entire family
[points to Bill Alfonso and Sabu]
Rob Van Dam: And now that I'm a pay-per-view superstar and you other wrestling promoters want me, get a hold of my man Fonzie. He knows my schedule and I love to work Mondays.
D-Von Dudley: Number One, shut the hell up! And number five, bow down to the man that's in the ring right now. If I've said it once, I've said it a billion times. You people are the most no-good, inbred, illiterate pieces of garbage I've ever seen. As far as I'm concerned, it is now time to testify!