Simon the Sorcerer (1993 Video Game)
Druid: Afraid, are you?
Simon: Wouldn't YOU be if a lunatic druid wanted to stick a silver dagger through YOUR heart?
Simon: You spelt 'rights' wrong on your placard.
Troll: YOU spelt 'rights' wrong in that last sentence.
Simon: Let me in. The fate of the world depends on it!
Attendent: No, the fate of *my job* depends on it!
Simon: What's new?
Head 2 Shopkeeper: He's a little uglier perhaps!
Head 1 Shopkeeper: And *he's* a little... stupider.