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Simon the Sorcerer (Video Game 1993) Poster

(1993 Video Game)

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Simon: What do you wear in bed?

Nubile Valkyrie #2: Armour.

Simon: Thought as much.

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Drunk Dwarf: Anyone for a beer?

[laughs]

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Druid: Afraid, are you?

Simon: Wouldn't YOU be if a lunatic druid wanted to stick a silver dagger through YOUR heart?

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Swamping: Sit! Eat up your stew!

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Barbarian: Can you help me, boy?

Simon: I can't help. I'm pedophobic.

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Simon: Hang on!

Sordid: What is it *now*? Why can't you just shut up and DIE?

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Tree: What are you staring at, mate?

Simon: You can talk?

Tree: Give the kid a cigar!

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Woodcutter: Woe is me!

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Simon: You spelt 'rights' wrong on your placard.

Troll: YOU spelt 'rights' wrong in that last sentence.

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Simon: Let me in. The fate of the world depends on it!

Attendent: No, the fate of *my job* depends on it!

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Simon: What's new?

Head 2 Shopkeeper: He's a little uglier perhaps!

Head 1 Shopkeeper: And *he's* a little... stupider.

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Swamping: No one like Swamplin cooking, no more!

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See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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