Autopsy: A Love Story (2002)

User Rating:

3.8/10   

Director:

Guy Crawford

Writers:

Guy Crawford (writer)
Tamarie Hargrove (writer)

Release Date:

15 June 2002 (USA)

Genre:

Drama | Horror

Tagline:

Charlie Bickle has just met the girl of his dreams... Unfortunately she died three days ago.

Plot:

A morgue worker falls for one of his female stiffs.

Plot Keywords:

Independent Film

Cast

John Scott Mills	...	Charlie Bickle
Dina Osmussen	...	Jane Doe
Ginny Harman	...	Mary
Joe Estevez	...	Dr. Dale Brodsky
Wendy Crawford	...	Inspector
Robert McClure	...	Captain
Jill Seitz	...	Officer
Greg Hanson	...	Detective #3
Mike Watkis	...	Detective #1
Paul DeGruccio	...	Detective #2
Keith Arbo	...	Bum
Ashley Smith	...	Party Girl
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Barbara Gonzales	...	Beautiful Corpse

Runtime:

90 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Certification:

UK:15 | Germany:18

Company:

Carbon Based Entertainment

OK for about 10 minutes........

I am not opposed to ultra low budget direct to video productions. A couple come to mind ( "Night Feeders" and "Inbred Redneck Alien Abduction") that were somewhat amusing, sort of the "cream of the crap". What we have here is a one joke movie that plays out in the first ten minutes, with no further development. You can ride the fast forward button for the remaining time, miss nothing, and avoid having to listen to Jose Estevez doing a stale Martin Sheen imitation for another 70 minutes. The subject of having a love affair with a corpse was handled far better in "Mortuary Academy", a movie which I highly recommend. - MERK