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Nancy Chang: And how will these high profile games be affected by the loss of Olympic Bronze Medalist, Chris Klug, under mysterious circumstances?

Bruce Wilkenson: Nancy, I'm sure with a million dollars at stake the other competitors will be hungry for victory.

Fred 'Freddy' Jones: Chris Klug injured?

Velma Dinkley: Mysterious circumstances?

Daphne: One million *dollars*.

Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Hungry?

Daphne: Wow, these people sure know how to throw a dinner.

Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: That's good, cause I sure know how to catch one.

Daphne: Eww!

Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: What?

Daphne: You're tracking in that gunk.

Fred 'Freddy' Jones: Isn't that proof there's a real dinosaur?

Daphne: No. Wait just a minute. This stuff is bat guano. It's the basis of many cosmetics.

Velma Dinkley: Another good reason to keep my natural look.

Velma Dinkley: [Velma just got a makeover from the makeover machine of the future] I feel like I got 10 pounds of make-up on, these shoes are too tight and?

[sees herself in the mirror - she is in a tank top, tight pants, high heals, is without her glasses and has her hair done really nice]

Velma Dinkley: ?Wow, I'm hot!

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Fred 'Freddy' Jones: Du jour, du jour, du jour. I'm learning to talk French.

Velma Dinkley: Badly.

Daphne: Maybe you should start by just going "Oui, oui."

Fred 'Freddy' Jones: I did that before we left the hotel.

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Daphne: [disguised as her cousin] I hope this works. The family resemblance is uncanny.

Velma Dinkley: So you look like Danica?

Daphne: Yes, but, so does Uncle Julius when *he's* in heels.

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Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Like, we're staying here? No way. No *way*.

Velma Dinkley: Okay. You and Scooby can stay out here - *next* to the graveyard.

Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Well, since either choice is like Creepsville I'll choose the one that might have a kitchen.

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Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Hey check it out. Andy and Mandy make dandy candy.

[laughs]

Fred 'Freddy' Jones: That's handy.

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Nancy Chang: Rufus Raucous, the magician the world watched perish on this very site, will return tonight; seemingly from the dead. Is this for real? I don't know. But I *do* know, I reported it first.

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Fred 'Freddy' Jones: Hanging our things from vines. Great idea Daphne.

Daphne: Something I remembered from Bonfire Girls. Keeps everything safe from mud, moisture and soldier ants.

Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Not to mention lions, leopards and snakes.

Scoobert 'Scooby' Doo: Oh my.

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Daphne: Did you see the sea monster? It was huge and green and ugly all over.

Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Sounds like that salad we had on the airplane.

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Velma Dinkley: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Daphne: That Maura's hairstyle is all wrong for her face?

Velma Dinkley: That too but no.

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[the Gang splits up to look for clues but in a new pairing]

Fred 'Freddy' Jones: So, uh, did you see the game last night?

Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Uh, I'm not really into sports.

Fred 'Freddy' Jones: Oh, heh, yeah right.

Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: You wanna get some food?

Fred 'Freddy' Jones: No thanks, I'm not hungry.

Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Oookay.

[both sigh]

Fred 'Freddy' Jones: Next time we pair up like usual.

Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Good plan.

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Velma Dinkley: Wow. I thought you just collected toys.

Harry Noze: No. I am also a most excellent toy maker. Check this out. I call her Crying Carrie.

Daphne: Why do you call her -

[the doll shrieks painfully]

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Velma Dinkley: Never thought I'd see Scooby-Doo jump the shark.

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Emperor Caesar Saladicus: Those who are about to fight, salute me! I am the Emperor Caesar Saladicus. Do you have any last requests?

Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Hold the anchovies?

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Daphne: Great idea to rent these mopeds Freddy.

Fred 'Freddy' Jones: I'll never forget that guy's face when I said I wanted something that could outrace a chariot.

Velma Dinkley: That's because your Italian meant "outrace a flying hamster".

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Fred 'Freddy' Jones: Okay, here's the plan. Shaggy, you and Scooby create a diversion.

Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Right.

Fred 'Freddy' Jones: Daphne, you and Velma will jump over to the other side of the roof and get to that control panel.

Velma DinkleyDaphne: Check.

Baseball Specter: What about me?

Fred 'Freddy' Jones: Well, you're gonna make your way over to the -

[Fred gasps then the Gang screams and runs away]

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Daphne: Don't you just love Valentine's Day?

Velma Dinkley: Which part, the rampant commercialism or the pressure to identify oneself in the context of a socially acceptable couple?

Daphne: Both.

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