Evil Alien Conquerors (2002)

Director:

Chris Matheson

Writers (WGA):

Chris Matheson (story) &
Ryan Rowe (story) ...
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Release Date:

3 December 2003 (Norway)

Genre:

Comedy | Sci-Fi

Tagline:

Extra-Stupid Extra-Terrestrials

Plot:

Inept beings from the planet Kabijj land on Earth and attempt to behead all of its beings and take over the planet.

Plot Keywords:

Alien | Giant | Sword | Cow | Unibrow

Cast

Michael Weston	...	Kenny
Diedrich Bader	...	My-ik
Chris Parnell	...	Du-ug
Tyler Labine	...	Croker
Elden Henson	...	Ron
Beth Grant	...	Sheila
Missy Yager	...	Penny
Phil LaMarr	...	Vel-Dan
Joel McCrary	...	Mr. Breen
Michael McShane	...	Rabirr
Martin Spanjers	...	Jimmy
Jacob Franchek	...	Steve
NiCole Robinson	...	Gail
Andrew Bilgore	...	Clerk
Peter Sherayko	...	Counselor
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Benjamin John Parrillo	...	Tan Guy (uncredited)
Tori Spelling	...	Jan (uncredited)

Directed by
Chris Matheson

Writing credits (WGA)
Chris Matheson		(story) &
Ryan Rowe		(story)
Chris Matheson		(screenplay)

Produced by
Debra Grieco	....	producer
Joel Hatch	....	line producer
Erica Huggins	....	producer

Original Music by
David E. Russo

Cinematography by
Russ Lyster

Film Editing by
Mike Murphy

Production Design by
Devorah Herbert

Art Direction by
Morgan Blackledge

Costume Design by
Jose Rivera

Makeup Department
Gina Homan	....	key makeup artist
Stephanie Scott	....	assistant makeup artist
Laine Trzinski	....	key hair stylist (as Elaine M. Cascio)

Production Management
Kyle Lemire	....	production supervisor

Second Unit Director or Assistant Director
Dennis T. Benatar	....	first assistant director
Jennifer Berthelot	....	second assistant director
Nicholas Lee	....	second second assistant director
Jim Vickers	....	second unit director

Art Department
Chris Larson	....	swing
Jonny Long	....	property master
Michael Marquesen	....	assistant property master
Whitney Maxson	....	lead man
Cliff Spencer	....	set dresser
Andrew 'Pinky' Swartsel	....	set dresser

Sound Department
Steven Avila	....	sound effects editor
Trip Brock	....	sound re-recording mixer
Trip Brock	....	supervising sound editor
Michael J. Fox	....	adr supervisor
Jackie Oster	....	adr editor
Jackie Oster	....	dialogue editor
Kurt Thum	....	sound effects editor
Kelly Vandever	....	sound re-recording mixer

Special Effects by
Frank Ceglia	....	special effects coordinator

Visual Effects by
Kevin O'Neill	....	evil alien compositor
Dave Piedra	....	evil alien compositor

Stunts
Felipe Savahge	....	stunt rigger
Felipe Savahge	....	stunts
Jim Vickers	....	stunt coordinator

Camera and Electrical Department
Henry Coccetti Jr.	....	gaffer
David Delgado	....	electrician
Tamia Diaz	....	second assistant camera
Steve Francis	....	electrician
George Gregory	....	dolly grip
Bryan Hayes	....	grip
Timothy Horsley	....	electrician
Neil Kinkead	....	electrician
Lance Layman	....	Steadicam operator
BJ McDonnell	....	grip
Christopher Olson	....	video playback operator
David Palmieri	....	best boy grip
Vince Palomino	....	key grip
Brian Reid	....	electrician
Mike Reppert	....	best boy electric
Mike Reppert	....	electrician (as Michael Reppert)
Richard Schmon	....	first assistant camera: "a" camera
Wayne Swab	....	electrician
Alpheus Underhill	....	electrician
Amy Wieland	....	assistant camera
Amy Wieland	....	camera loader

Editorial Department
Lee Wimer	....	color timer

Music Department
Gina Amador	....	additional music supervisor
Amy Rosen	....	music supervisor
Ronald J. Webb	....	music editor

Transportation Department
Sandra Ninham	....	transportation captain

Other crew
Juliana Colacilli	....	craft service
Mary Conte	....	assistant production coordinator
Lawrence Curtis	....	office production assistant
Michael Hansen	....	unit publicist
Michael Kurdyla	....	production assistant
Randal Pastor	....	location manager
Louise Runge	....	production assistant
Elana Saviolis	....	post audio coordinator
Chris Shadley	....	production assistant
Bill Sweeney	....	production coordinator

Production Companies

• Nada Pictures Inc.
• Radar Pictures

Distributors

• First Look International (2002) (USA) (DVD)
• Nada Pictures Inc.
• RCV Film Distribution (Belgium)
• RCV Film Distribution (Luxembourg)
• RCV Film Distribution (Netherlands)

Other Companies

• Chapman/Leonard Studio Equipment  camera dollies
• Monkeyland Audio  sound post-production

MPAA:

Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual humor including dialogue.

Runtime:

Armenia:89 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Certification:

Iceland:12 | USA:PG-13

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

Company:

Nada Pictures Inc.

Goofs:

Continuity: During the pastiche where My-ik and Du-ug are building the flying/beheading bicycle the patch on My-ik's jumpsuit shifts from the right side to the left.

Quotes:

[in the dance club]
My-ik: [shouts] Play the Supertramp! Play the Supertramp!

Movie Connections:

Featured in "Troldspejlet: (#33.7)" (2005)

Soundtrack:

Stud

"Superior "aliens come to conquer Earth

This has to be the stupidest movie ever made, maybe even worse than 'Plan nine from outer space'. But these guys did it intentionally and it works. Think: How dumb a movie could you make and still have people enjoy watching it? You might want to compare it to 'Dogma', except that on some level Dogma wanted to be taken seriously. Clearly not for everyone, but a lot of fun for some of us. Either it will make you smile and/or giggle or it will seem like the biggest waste of time ever. Hardly any way to know before you watch the first 30 minutes. You could also compare it to 'Rocky Horror Picture Show', for its intentional dumbness. Ultimately to be a cult classic, but only for some.