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Evil Alien Conquerors (2003)

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Inept beings from the planet Kabijj land on Earth and attempt to behead all of its beings and take over the planet.

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Kenny
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My-ik
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Du-ug
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Croker
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Ron
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Sheila
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Penny
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Vel-Dan
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Mr. Breen
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Rabirr
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Jimmy
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Clerk
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My-ik [Diedrich Bader] and Du-ug [Chris Parnell] are evil alien conquerors from the planet Kabijj. They have exactly 822,000 tilkrons (2 and half days) to behead all of mankind. Otherwise they will feel the wrath of a 100 foot giant, named Croker [Tyler Labine]. Armed with only their swords, these inept evil aliens find Earth harder to conquer than planned. Will alcohol, fast food, mad cows, and women stand in their way? Or is the Earth doomed? Written by Daynera

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Taglines:

Extra-Stupid Extra-Terrestrials

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Comedy | Sci-Fi

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Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual humor including dialogue | See all certifications »

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3 December 2003 (Norway)  »

Also Known As:

Zwei Trottel aus dem All  »

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$500,000 (estimated)
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Goofs

Tory Spelling's character played a major role in this movie, yet her name is not in the credits. A fake name appears next to the name of her character. See more »

Quotes

[My-ik is asleep]
My-ik: Nudies? Nu-dies! Nudies... nudies... Nu-dies!
[shouts]
My-ik: Nudies! Nuuuu-dies!
Kenny: How's it goin', My-ik?
My-ik: Fine... I had no dream!
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Featured in Troldspejlet: Episode #33.7 (2005) See more »

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Blaster
Written by Robin L. Klein and Scott Schreer
Performed by Robin L. Klein and Scott Schreer
Published by FreePlayMusic (BMI)
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Enthused For EAC!
16 March 2004 | by (Phoenix, Az) – See all my reviews

If you're not into movies that are so stupid, they're funny... don't watch this movie. It's strictly for those, who enjoy a good no brainer film once in a while. OR die hard fans of this sort of comedy. Now, when I say stupid, I mean this with the utmost respect. The more I watch this movie, the more I like it and I REALLY liked it the first time. Helps that I'm a big huge fan of Diedrich Bader.

I'm not going to go into detail about the movie, simply because it needs to be seen to be appreciated. Remember, don't expect Oscar winning performances from anyone, just enjoy it for what it is. A good, stupid movie. Otherwise, you will die in agony. You will die begging for mercy and they will gladly provide it. Evil Alien Conquerors, THEY RULE!


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