Evil Alien Conquerors (2003)Inept beings from the planet Kabijj land on Earth and attempt to behead all of its beings and take over the planet. Director:Chris Matheson |
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Evil Alien Conquerors (2003)Inept beings from the planet Kabijj land on Earth and attempt to behead all of its beings and take over the planet. Director:Chris Matheson |
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| Michael Weston | ... |
Kenny
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| Diedrich Bader | ... |
My-ik
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| Chris Parnell | ... |
Du-ug
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| Tyler Labine | ... |
Croker
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| Elden Henson | ... |
Ron
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| Beth Grant | ... |
Sheila
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| Missy Yager | ... |
Penny
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| Phil LaMarr | ... |
Vel-Dan
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| Joel McCrary | ... |
Mr. Breen
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| Michael McShane | ... |
Rabirr
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| Martin Spanjers | ... |
Jimmy
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Jacob Franchek | ... |
Steve
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| NiCole Robinson | ... |
Gail
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| Andrew Bilgore | ... |
Clerk
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| Peter Sherayko | ... |
Counselor
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My-ik [Diedrich Bader] and Du-ug [Chris Parnell] are evil alien conquerors from the planet Kabijj. They have exactly 822,000 tilkrons (2 and half days) to behead all of mankind. Otherwise they will feel the wrath of a 100 foot giant, named Croker [Tyler Labine]. Armed with only their swords, these inept evil aliens find Earth harder to conquer than planned. Will alcohol, fast food, mad cows, and women stand in their way? Or is the Earth doomed? Written by Daynera
Anyone who doesn't think this movie is hilarious needs to go to the hospital and have the stick removed from their ass. You have to go into this movie not expecting anything spectacular. I watch this every time it comes on and have recommended to all of my friends. I immediately receive phone calls from them after they watch it and they are usually laughing so hard they can hardly talk. I have to say that my favorite character is Croaker. The way he thinks he's still a giant when he gets to earth is one of the funniest damn things I have ever seen in my life. All I have to say is two aliens that come to earth to behead the entire race and become addicted Smirnoff Ice and nudies is comic genius. "Only an asshole, Croaker!!!!"