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Evil Alien Conquerors (2003)

PG-13  |   |  Comedy, Sci-Fi  |  3 December 2003 (Norway)
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Inept beings from the planet Kabijj land on Earth and attempt to behead all of its beings and take over the planet.

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My-ik
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Du-ug
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Croker
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Ron
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Sheila
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Penny
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Vel-Dan
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Mr. Breen
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Rabirr
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My-ik [Diedrich Bader] and Du-ug [Chris Parnell] are evil alien conquerors from the planet Kabijj. They have exactly 822,000 tilkrons (2 and half days) to behead all of mankind. Otherwise they will feel the wrath of a 100 foot giant, named Croker [Tyler Labine]. Armed with only their swords, these inept evil aliens find Earth harder to conquer than planned. Will alcohol, fast food, mad cows, and women stand in their way? Or is the Earth doomed? Written by Daynera

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Extra-Stupid Extra-Terrestrials

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Comedy | Sci-Fi

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Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual humor including dialogue | See all certifications »

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3 December 2003 (Norway)  »

Also Known As:

Zwei Trottel aus dem All  »

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$500,000 (estimated)
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Goofs

During the pastiche where My-ik and Du-ug are building the flying/beheading bicycle the patch on My-ik's jumpsuit shifts from the right side to the left. See more »

Quotes

My-ik and Du-ug: [shout] Enthuse for Rabirr!
Rabirr: [ears perking up] I am Rabirr!
My-ik and Du-ug: [shout] You are!
Rabirr: Ha!
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Evil Alien Conquerors
Written by Chris Matheson
Performed by Nerf Herder
Produced by Parry Gripp
By Arrangement with LK Licensing
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Nudies... NUDIES! Nudies...
10 November 2003 | by (Oregon) – See all my reviews

I recently saw this film at a Northwest Film Center presentation, and it was SHEER BRILLIANCE. I admit, I did not enjoy myself the whole way through (some jokes were a bit overdone) but I must admit, a good portion of the movie was goddamn hilarious just from the simplicity of it all. My personal favorite was the constant agonizing over nudies (they had... NUDIES!) or the crazed devotion to Smirnoff Ice.

If you're in the dark as to the plot, the basic storyline is that two alien warriors (Evil Alien Conquerors, in fact) are sent to Earth to behead the entire human race. They can blend in easily because their race is completely identical to the humans (some would say that this is a low budget technique to save money on costumes) and the beheading won't be that hard because the two conquerors have giant swords. But when they get to Earth they figure out that they only have two and a half days to behead all of humanity, and their swords have become tiny. Oh, and we can't forget that if every human isn't beheaded within two and a half days a giant will be sent to eat the failed conquerors, and then behead mankind himself.


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