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Evil Alien Conquerors (2003)

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Inept beings from the planet Kabijj land on Earth and attempt to behead all of its beings and take over the planet.

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Kenny
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My-ik
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Du-ug
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Croker
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Ron
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Sheila
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Penny
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Vel-Dan
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Mr. Breen
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Rabirr
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Steve
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My-ik [Diedrich Bader] and Du-ug [Chris Parnell] are evil alien conquerors from the planet Kabijj. They have exactly 822,000 tilkrons (2 and half days) to behead all of mankind. Otherwise they will feel the wrath of a 100 foot giant, named Croker [Tyler Labine]. Armed with only their swords, these inept evil aliens find Earth harder to conquer than planned. Will alcohol, fast food, mad cows, and women stand in their way? Or is the Earth doomed? Written by Daynera

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alien | giant | sword | cow | unibrow | See more »

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Extra-Stupid Extra-Terrestrials

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Comedy | Sci-Fi

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Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual humor including dialogue | See all certifications »

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3 December 2003 (Norway)  »

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$500,000 (estimated)
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In the cast credits, Elden Henson's name is spelled incorrectly, as "Eldon Henson". See more »

Quotes

[at the cleaners; My-ik and Du-ug are in seperate, adjoining changing stalls, trying on robes as their jumpsuits are being cleaned]
My-ik: Du-ug, I feel so... sexy!
Du-ug: I feel impossibly sexy!
[a pause]
My-ik and Du-ug: [shout] Sexy!
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Featured in Troldspejlet: Episode #33.7 (2005) See more »

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Written by Robin L. Klein and Scott Schreer
Performed by Robin L. Klein and Scott Schreer
Published by FreePlayMusic (BMI)
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The cow will pay for it's insolence!
2 February 2004 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

Du-ug and My-ik come to earth with their swords to cut off the heads of every person on earth... in less than three days.

My-ik: Not a problem!

In attempting to do their job, they have to deal with cows, alcohol, unibrows and other problems they didn't expect.

My-ik: Not a problem!

I found this movie surprisingly funny. I hesitated to watch it at first, but as it featured Diedrich Bader, I gave it a chance and I'm glad I did.

The writer/director, Chris Matheson, wrote both Bill & Ted movies and he again managed to take what seemed like a weak premise and managed to make movies that still would be funny after repeated viewings. Matheson wisely let the actors and story speak for themselves rather than pad the movie with exploitive nudity or needless profanity.

The cast ranged from serviceable to good. I was particularly impressed with the actor who played Croker, who had to deliver all his lines at the top of his lungs. I would have liked to seen more of Michael McShane, Rabirr, who was so funny on his stint on the British version of "Who's Line Is It Anyway?"


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