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Evil Alien Conquerors (2003)

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Inept beings from the planet Kabijj land on Earth and attempt to behead all of its beings and take over the planet.

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Kenny
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My-ik
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Du-ug
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Croker
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Ron
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Sheila
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Penny
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Vel-Dan
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Mr. Breen
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Rabirr
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Jimmy
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Gail
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Clerk
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My-ik [Diedrich Bader] and Du-ug [Chris Parnell] are evil alien conquerors from the planet Kabijj. They have exactly 822,000 tilkrons (2 and half days) to behead all of mankind. Otherwise they will feel the wrath of a 100 foot giant, named Croker [Tyler Labine]. Armed with only their swords, these inept evil aliens find Earth harder to conquer than planned. Will alcohol, fast food, mad cows, and women stand in their way? Or is the Earth doomed? Written by Daynera

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Extra-Stupid Extra-Terrestrials

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Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual humor including dialogue | See all certifications »

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3 December 2003 (Norway)  »

Also Known As:

Zwei Trottel aus dem All  »

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$500,000 (estimated)
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The last shot of the movie is a long, pull-away shot from high above the actors. As the camera pulls further back, the branches of a tree that were snagged by the camera equipment and cherry-picker abruptly snap into view as the equipment passes by and releases them. See more »

Quotes

Du-ug: Have you any more Smirnoff Ice?
Kenny: Yeah, there's half of one in the fridge.
Du-ug: You will die painlessly!
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Connections

Featured in Troldspejlet: Episode #33.7 (2005) See more »

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Evil Alien Conquerors
Written by Chris Matheson
Performed by Nerf Herder
Produced by Parry Gripp
By Arrangement with LK Licensing
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This Movie is vastly under-appreciated
29 December 2005 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

A low-budget film with great comedic acting and a wonderful story line. Comedy doesn't get much better than this. Don't watch this if you like the kind of blah humor found in such shows as "Friends" or "When Harry Met SAlly", but if you like smart, absurd, fun movies, this is right for you! I normally only write an IMDb review when I see a stupid movie and want my friends to see my comments on it, but in this case I genuinely feel a good movie went largely unnoticed. Was it even in theaters? Its great. "SUNCHIPS AND CRYSTALS GEYSERS!". The premise is aliens come to earth to kill everyone, but they have underestimated the task and soon fall for earth's charms anyways, such as Supertramp and SMirnoff Ice.


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