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Evil Alien Conquerors (2003)

PG-13 | | Comedy, Sci-Fi | 3 December 2003 (Norway)
Inept beings from the planet Kabijj land on Earth and attempt to behead all of its beings and take over the planet.

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Croker
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My-ik [Diedrich Bader] and Du-ug [Chris Parnell] are evil alien conquerors from the planet Kabijj. They have exactly 822,000 tilkrons (2 and half days) to behead all of mankind. Otherwise they will feel the wrath of a 100 foot giant, named Croker [Tyler Labine]. Armed with only their swords, these inept evil aliens find Earth harder to conquer than planned. Will alcohol, fast food, mad cows, and women stand in their way? Or is the Earth doomed? Written by Daynera

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Extra-Stupid Extra-Terrestrials

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Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual humor including dialogue | See all certifications »

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Zwei Trottel aus dem All  »

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$500,000 (estimated)
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Goofs

When trying to behead the cow, you can hear My-ik revving up his chainsaw, yet the chain isn't moving. See more »

Quotes

[repeated line]
My-ik: This is not a problem!
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Connections

Featured in Troldspejlet: Episode #33.7 (2005) See more »

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Evil Alien Conquerors
Written by Chris Matheson
Performed by Martha Davis
Produced by David Sutton
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"Superior "aliens come to conquer Earth
12 September 2005 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

This has to be the stupidest movie ever made, maybe even worse than 'Plan nine from outer space'. But these guys did it intentionally and it works. Think: How dumb a movie could you make and still have people enjoy watching it? You might want to compare it to 'Dogma', except that on some level Dogma wanted to be taken seriously. Clearly not for everyone, but a lot of fun for some of us. Either it will make you smile and/or giggle or it will seem like the biggest waste of time ever. Hardly any way to know before you watch the first 30 minutes. You could also compare it to 'Rocky Horror Picture Show', for its intentional dumbness. Ultimately to be a cult classic, but only for some.


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