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R.T. Howard: [referring to Tuesday's hair] Wow, how do you get it to stand up?

June Tuesday: How do *you* get it to stand up?

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Permanent Record customer: Where can I find Duran Duran?

Margaret: K-Mart!

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Corey Howard: Heads up! Punk rock rooster at twelve o'clock!

June Tuesday: Did you just make some stupid, middle-class comment about my hair?

Corey Howard: No.

June Tuesday: Oh. Well, what do you ask for? The Blue Lagoon?

Corey Howard: Well, what do you ask for? The Stegosaurus?

June Tuesday: Ow! I'm so not going to the prom with you.

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[Corey is shaving, Katie walks in]

Katie Howard: I'll take that!

[Katie takes Corey's razor]

Corey Howard: What are you doing?

Katie Howard: I'm throwing it out because it's plastic, and non-biodegradable.

Corey Howard: Well,

[Corey holds up Katie's razor]

Corey Howard: why aren't you throwing out your razor?

Katie Howard: Because I'm an environmentalist.

[Katie takes her razor]

Katie Howard: I'm just not ready to be a *hairy* environmentalist.

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[Roger walks in]

Roger: Katie, have you got a couple minutes?

Katie Howard: Yes.

Roger: Do you consider yourself to be someone who -- knows a good value?

Katie Howard: Yes.

Roger: And if you could save some money, you'd like that, wouldn't you?

Katie Howard: Why, yes.

Roger: And if I said you could be driving a brand new car with no money down, you'd be interested, right?

Katie Howard: Yes.

Roger: Congratulations! You just bought a brand new car!

Katie Howard: I see what you did! That was very convincing.

Roger: Thank you.

[Roger begins to exit]

Katie Howard: What colour is it? What colour is my brand new car?

Roger: Doesn't matter, it's a done deal.

Katie Howard: It is not! I wanna see the manager!

Roger: Damn, I get that all the time!

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Katie Howard: Hello! Do you think I could put one of these up?

[Katie holds up a poster]

June Tuesday: Let me guess... A Cindy Lauper look-a-like contest? I think you've got a lock on it!

Katie Howard: Uh, that's so mean! You must be Tuesday! I'm Katie, Corey's sister.

[Corey walks up]

Corey Howard: Oh, Earthday '84... Wow! It's early this year. - Still signing my checks Earthday '83.

[Corey laughs at his own joke]

Corey Howard: [Tuesday sarcastically laughs]

June Tuesday: That was funny... To no one!

Corey Howard: Wait a minute, you thought I was funny this morning when we were making fun of the yuppies.

June Tuesday: That was then... This is now.

[Tuesday exits]

Katie Howard: I think she likes you!

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Sophia: You know, Corey, if we were still dating, I could get any of your songs played at this club.

Sophia: Oh, yeah, if we were still dating. Except, as I recall, you broke up with me and started dating my sister.

Corey Howard: We're not dating! It's more like harassment!

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[Corey and Tuesday argue about coffee or something]

Corey Howard: Whatever Spikey Maggoo!

Margaret: Spikey Maggoo? Where'd you get that one from? Your Dad?

Corey Howard: [remains silent]

Margaret: Oh, my God, you did!

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June Tuesday: So, why don't you tell your brother that's why I don't like hangin' out in his perfect little world. How's a person supposed to sleep when people aren't screaming at each other?

Katie Howard: Well, you should've been around when my parents were still together. They fought constantly. My mother's a control freak and my dad screws around.

Patty: Yeah, I think I slept with him.

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Katie Howard: Did you and Corey have a fight?

June Tuesday: No, I just - I can't sleep. This house is so... quiet. You know, I'd - I'd love to hear just one little siren, or - or maybe a gunshot.

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Margaret: Are you willing to blow this relationship because you want to make a stand about where you sleep?

June Tuesday: Maybe.

Margaret: Mmm-hmm. Trust me, you will be rewarded by the universe for your efforts as your souls merge into a brilliant cornucopia of light... I'm startin' to wonder if that was really an aspirin Zeke gave me.

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Katie Howard: It's a fondue set! "Congratulations on your recent... nuptials." Did I get married?

Owen: Uh, well, some of the guys on the ship might think you did.

Katie Howard: Why would they think that?

Owen: 'Cause that's what I told them.

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R.T. Howard: [talking about Patty] So, uh, that was Roger's girlfriend, huh?

Corey Howard: Yeah.

R.T. Howard: Yeah. Yeah, good for him... I think I had her.

Corey Howard: What?

R.T. Howard: Yeah, it was a few years ago on St. Patrick's Day. I was bombed on green beer, and she was as cute as a damn leprechaun.

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Roger: Have either of you seen Patty?

Corey HowardOwen: No.

Corey Howard: Have you seen Tuesday?

RogerOwen: No.

Owen: What about Katie?

RogerCorey Howard: No.

Owen: Oh, my God. They've evacuated the women.

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Roger: I gotta tell ya, I'm sort of enjoying this break from Patty. I'm not just on this planet to service her. I've got ideas to share and wisdom to impart.

Owen: What should I do about Katie?

Roger: I don't know, man, I got my own problems!

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Corey Howard: What am I supposed to do, huh? Live in a dump and drink out of bug candles the rest of my life? You know what I ought to tell her tomorrow at work? Done. Forget it. It's over. Because if she rejects my family, she rejects me.

Roger: What is this, Godfather III?

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Margaret: Corey, go out back and spot Zeke on the ladder. I need you to keep an eye on him. Sometimes he thinks he can fly.

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June Tuesday: So, what, you want me to stay at your house with you and your family?

Corey Howard: Well, we don't all sleep in the same room, you know. Come on, it'll be fun. We have doors.

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Katie Howard: Have a cupcake. I made them with my new muffin pans. They were a wedding present we received from the ship's chaplain.

Owen: Oh, Father Chip. That's so nice.

Katie Howard: Owen, you lied to a man of the cloth! We are not married!

Owen: And whose fault is that?

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Corey Howard: Ugh! What's that smell?

R.T. Howard: That smell is my little entrepreneur.

Katie Howard: I'm making scented candles.

Corey Howard: They smell like death!

Katie Howard: Death? Or pina colada?

Corey Howard: Death!

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