Dick Whittington (2002 TV Movie)
Alderman Fitzwarren: Captain, I'm very worried about our coordinates.
Tricky Pete: Our...?
Alderman Fitzwarren: Our coordinates.
Tricky Pete: Ah. Are they broken?
Idle Jack: [Lying on the counter] Sorry, we're closed!
King Rat: Why?
Idle Jack: Stocktaking - now go away!
Alice Fitzwarren: Oh, Chris - here's a ball of string for you to play with!
[Throws the ball past Chris]
Chris the Cat: You haven't got the hang of me yet, have you?
Alderman Fitzwarren: [Wacking Pete with a large fish] That's for pretending to be a Captain!
Tricky Pete: Come on - everybody lies at job interviews!
[Pete is miking paint in his trousers when Chris peers in before looking up]
Chris the Cat: I could get rid of those lumps for you.
Tricky Pete: Those lumps are staying where they are, thank you!
Alderman Fitzwarren: Where are we? You were the last one to look at the charts.
Tricky Pete: Sweden!
Alderman Fitzwarren: Oh, Sweden! We could go and see the fiords, or is that Norway?
[a group of Tongans enter]
Alderman Fitzwarren: We could have a sauna, have some meatballs...
[Spots the Tongans, and turns to Pete]
Alderman Fitzwarren: Possibly not Sweden!