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(2002 TV Movie)

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King Rat: You ain't seen me, right?

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Alderman Fitzwarren: Captain, I'm very worried about our coordinates.

Tricky Pete: Our...?

Alderman Fitzwarren: Our coordinates.

Tricky Pete: Ah. Are they broken?

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Idle Jack: [Lying on the counter] Sorry, we're closed!

King Rat: Why?

Idle Jack: Stocktaking - now go away!

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Alice Fitzwarren: Oh, Chris - here's a ball of string for you to play with!

[Throws the ball past Chris]

Chris the Cat: You haven't got the hang of me yet, have you?

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Alderman Fitzwarren: [Wacking Pete with a large fish] That's for pretending to be a Captain!

Tricky Pete: Come on - everybody lies at job interviews!

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Chris the Cat: [after eating all the rats] Oh, the horror!

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[Pete is miking paint in his trousers when Chris peers in before looking up]

Chris the Cat: I could get rid of those lumps for you.

Tricky Pete: Those lumps are staying where they are, thank you!

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Alderman Fitzwarren: Where are we? You were the last one to look at the charts.

Tricky Pete: Sweden!

Alderman Fitzwarren: Oh, Sweden! We could go and see the fiords, or is that Norway?

[a group of Tongans enter]

Alderman Fitzwarren: We could have a sauna, have some meatballs...

[Spots the Tongans, and turns to Pete]

Alderman Fitzwarren: Possibly not Sweden!

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