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They Don't Cut the Grass Anymore (1985)

Two Texas gardeners, who object to Northern attitudes and lifestyles, venture northward to cut lawns, trim hedges, and murder and mutilate Northern Yuppies.

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John Smihula ...
Adam Berke ...
Jacob
Mary Spadaro ...
Miss Reynolds
Leanna Mangiarano ...
Trixie
Matt Zagon ...
Allen
Maura Del Veccio ...
Psychiatrist
Lynn Campagna ...
Captive Girl
Lisa Stanislaw ...
Girl on Lawn
Edward Schiff ...
Guy on Lawn
Joseph Marzano ...
Detective Agnosky (as Joe Marzano)
Ed Goldman ...
Jenkins
Laura Ankner ...
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Debbie Brown ...
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Amy Howard ...
Captive Girl
Jackey Foley ...
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Two Texas gardeners, who object to Northern attitudes and lifestyles, venture northward to cut lawns, trim hedges, and murder and mutilate Northern Yuppies.

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They Don't Cut the Grass Anymore
Written by John Smihula and Nathan Schiff (as N.H. Schiff)
Sung by John Smihula
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23 July 2004 | by (Lisbon, Portugal) – See all my reviews

This is a extremely low budget movie as you can guess if you've watched any of Nathan Schiff's movies. If you're looking for a movie with a plot and good acting then you're looking in the wrong place. In Schiff's previous movie "Long Island Cannibal Massacre" he presented the viewers with a plausible plot but in this one it didn't come close to that. It's amazing that Nathan Schiff didn't get one single good actor, by good i mean, someone that could at least deliver one line convincingly, that could light up a cigar naturally but no, no such luck. There's plenty of gore but personally it didn't impress me, it's so unrealistic, so fake looking that you can't associate it with real blood, real skin, guts, etc. Watch at least one Nathan Schiff movie, just to get an idea about what he's all about, maybe this one isn't the best choice.


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