Rolling Kansas (2003)
Dave Murphy: Aw man, that garbage can was full of loaded diapers.
Kevin Haub: Baby's are cute, though.
Dave Murphy: [pause] Yeah they are.
Satin: What about you? What's your story?
Kevin Haub: I'm gay.
Satin: [uncomfortable silence] You think you're gay?
Kevin Haub: I think I'm gay. I think I like dudes. This old farmer guy asked me if I liked boys. You know it got me to thinking.
Blush: Anyone else in the car think they're gay?
Dinkadoo Murphy: Kevin, wh-what do you mean you think you're gay?
Kevin Haub: I do. I think I like dudes.
Kevin Haub: Hey with all them boxes. I'm going to make 'em into a giant break dancing mat and we're going to have a neighborhood break off.
Dinkadoo Murphy: [shouts] Tyrone, shut your fat ass up, and sit your fat ass down.
Kevin Haub: Out of all of us, Hunter would be the safest in prison.
Farmer: Reckon you need a good ass-whoopin?
Kevin Haub: Nah, I don't think so...
Farmer: You're soft, like a knobbly-kneed girl. Reckon you like boys?
Kevin Haub: Nah, I don't think so... I just looking for some cutting implements.
Farmer: Saws and what have you?
Kevin Haub: Yes sir.
Farmer: I've got cutting implements. Saws and what have you...
Kevin Haub: Cool,. Are they in good condition? Well oiled? Little or no rust?
Dinkadoo Murphy: You clumsy Silverback, watch my FUCKIN' legs.
Dave Murphy: Nice one, foghorn. Why don't you just hurl your feces at the patrons?
Dick Murphy: Really Dink, you can't just holler out vulgarities like that, we are in the middle of the gosh darn Bible-belt here.
Dinkadoo Murphy: Whatever Dick, no one even noticed.
Dot the Waitress: We all hate you. Also, some enraged farmer has stolen your wheelchair.
Agent Madsen, Trooper: We're gonna cut the head off the Dope Snake. And watch it writhe around - in its own feces, blood and mucus, dragging its entrails, making concentric circles in the sand - before it expires.
Dick Murphy: Hey, I'm sorry about that garbage can. This car's weird.
Honey: So, what are you guys doing in Kansas?
Dave Murphy: World's
Dave Murphy: largest corn silo.
Honey: Really? It's here in Kansas?
Dave Murphy: Oh yeah. We're gonna bungie that big fucker.
Angry Motorcycle Cop: You say you're not poaching endangered water fowl. But Jesus Christ, look at all these dead ducks! Also, your vehicle is horrible. I see this car on the road again, I'll cite ya.
Dick Murphy: [stutters] I-We-we-ah. The ducks hit *us*!
Agent Madsen, Trooper: [to Hunter] Hey, big man!
Kevin Haub: Yes sir.
Agent Madsen, Trooper: Not you, thin-bin!
Dick Murphy: Now here's what we're gonna do, we're gonna put that human nose back in the glovebox. Go on. We're gonna forget about it. Forever.
Kevin Haub: Yeah, okay that sounds easy enough. Hey, anyone hungry?
Dinkadoo Murphy: Yes, good idea.
Kevin Haub: What about the human nose?
Dick Murphy: Kevin, forget about the human nose!