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[The tree tilts to one side]

Louie: Dad! It's crooked!

Dad: Put it by the TV, no one'll notice. For thirty five bucks, that tree should dance!

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[Repeated line]

Dad: I heard that!

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Dad: How much for that tree without any limbs?

Xmas Tree Salesman: That's a $35 tree.

Dad: What?! You gonna come over and decorate it for us? I'll give you three bucks for it.

Louie: Oh my gosh! He's not our legal father!

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Louie: Dad, when are we going to put up lights?

Dad: When the war was on, we couldn't put up lights.

Louie: Huh?

Adult Louie: My mom would always interpret from my dad.

Mom: Your dad is telling you not this weekend, but next.

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Dad: Just wait 'til that old bird sees her electric bill. She'll wish that she had married Tom Edison.

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Dad: Go get the stand out of the basement.

Louie: You mean the stand that came over on the Mayflower?

Dad: It's a good stand! 'Been handed down generation after generation. When I was a kid, we didn't have any stands, WE HAD TO TAKE TURNS HOLDING THE TREE!!

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Louie: Dad, can you believe it? Mrs. Stillman doesn't even have a Christmas tree.

Dad: Yeah? Then she's thirty five bucks richer!

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Andy Anderson: Why are you limping? Did you get hit in the ear with an ice ball?

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Grunewald: Hey guys, here they come!

Dad: [Car breaks down on the corner] Are you sure it's my car?

Grunewald: I'd know that piece-of-junk green Rambler any day.

Dad: [The car won't start] That car's a classic!

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