Dr. Lee:
I don't know what beef is between you, but you'd better grill it up and eat it, because it is my ass that is on the line.
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James:
Somebody need to give that brother a shot of cognac or something cause for the past four yearsat he BET classic, Morris Brown been spankin that ass, spankin that ass.
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Sean:
I've had it with your no talent, wannabe gangster ass! You wanna prove once and for all that I'm better than you? Strap up!
Devon:
Bring it on, big brother tin man!
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Diedre:
Hey Devon, ya know, if you keep messing up, Ernest actually might get a chest.
Ernest:
And Diedre might get strong enough to pick up a hot comb.
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Jason:
Hey, Charles what's up with your socks man?
Charles:
Don't worry about my socks man, it's a tuba thang shorty.
Jason:
Better be.
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Sean:
You're the best, Devon! But when we're on the field, nobody hears you! They hear the band.
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Dr. Lee:
Mr. Miles, I guess you didn't like the required piece as written.
Devon:
Naw, I just thought I'd add a little somethin' somethin' on the end.
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Devon:
I can't really read music.
Mr. Wade:
Oh, that's all right, son. Some people can't read the sign that says "toilet". Doesn't mean they don't know how to use it.
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