Sketch Pad (2001– )
Kevin MacDonald: It was a little movie called Citizen Kane, Citizen Kane, IT WAS CITIZEN KANE!
Dave Foley: Well, big fuckin' deal!
Woman: Are you going to a costume party or something?
Captain Apathy: No, I'm a superhero.
Woman: You mean like Superman?
Captain Apathy: I'm Captain Apathy. I have all the powers of a superhero but absolutely no will to use them.
Woman: Well, that pisses me off, because I was brutally attacked here just last week.
Captain Apathy: Yeah, I saw that...