A Kind of Magic (1990–1992)
[Ringo and Linda are about to perform a sword trick on Wayne]
Wayne: Has anyone done this trick before?
Ringo: Er, King Henry the Eighth tried it on a couple of his wives!
[Ringo is about to demonstrate his ability at ESP]
Wayne: [spotting the eye holes in Ringo's blindfold] Oi!
Ringo: I've been meaning to tell you about the moths in this hat! Sorry about that.
Ringo: I remember the last time we did this - it was the end of the series and nobody told me. I spent 8 weeks in my hat thinking 'this audience is quiet!' I wasn't too worried, though, cause you've waited 8 weeks for a laugh before now!
[Wayne is holding a man's credit card]
Wayne: What am I holding, Ringo?
Ringo: I'd rather not say!
Wayne: Come on, Ringo, It's your flexible friend!
Ringo: That's why I'd rather not say!
Wayne: Is this your card?
Credit Card Owner: Yes.
Wayne: Thank you.
[Goes to pocket the card]
Ringo: I wouldn't put that in there, Wayne, it expired last month!
Wayne: [looking at the card] So it did!
[Wayne hands the card back]