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(1990–1992)

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[Ringo and Linda are about to perform a sword trick on Wayne]

Wayne: Has anyone done this trick before?

Ringo: Er, King Henry the Eighth tried it on a couple of his wives!

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[Ringo is about to demonstrate his ability at ESP]

Wayne: [spotting the eye holes in Ringo's blindfold] Oi!

Ringo: I've been meaning to tell you about the moths in this hat! Sorry about that.

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Ringo: I remember the last time we did this - it was the end of the series and nobody told me. I spent 8 weeks in my hat thinking 'this audience is quiet!' I wasn't too worried, though, cause you've waited 8 weeks for a laugh before now!

Wayne: Oi!

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[Wayne is holding a man's credit card]

Wayne: What am I holding, Ringo?

Ringo: I'd rather not say!

Wayne: Come on, Ringo, It's your flexible friend!

Ringo: That's why I'd rather not say!

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Wayne: Is this your card?

Credit Card Owner: Yes.

Wayne: Thank you.

[Goes to pocket the card]

Ringo: I wouldn't put that in there, Wayne, it expired last month!

Wayne: [looking at the card] So it did!

[Wayne hands the card back]

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[Wayne removes the blindfold from Ringo]

Ringo: Thanks, mate. By the way, Wayne - you wouldn't *really* have hit me with that hammer, would you?

[Ringo ducks into the hat as Wayne grabs the hammer]

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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