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Release Date:
26 August 2003 (UK) See more »
The Adventure Never Stops
NEVER SAY...NEVER MIND, the SWEDISH BIKINI TEAM find themselves in London at BUCKINGHAM PALACE receiving British Orders of Chivalry... See more » | Add synopsis »
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  (in credits order)

Bruce Payne ... Mr. Blue

John Rhys-Davies ... Hakim
Vendela Stjernstrom ... Herself (as Vendela)

Cecilie Bull ... Gunnel
Asa ... Herself
Erika ... Herself
Dyan Keenan ... Leather Nun

Anthony Brophy ... Sean
Vincent Marzello ... Joe Datson
Janet McCabe ... Double Oh
Andy Dennehy ... Karl

Raj Ghatak ... Abdul
Ken Samules ... Raul de Leon

Nick Brimble ... Gustav
Denis Lill ... Peter Bigg
Mark Powley ... Roger Thatt

William Hope ... Bill Mason

Eric Loren ... Henry

Mark Wakeling ... Richard
Elizabeth Richard ... Queen Elizabeth
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Ebony Gilbert ... Helga
Helga ... As Herself
Louise Hodges

Directed by
Buzz Feitshans IV  (as Frederick Feitshans IV)
Writing credits
(in alphabetical order)
Ron Bryan 
B. Daniel Martinez 

Produced by
Ron Bryan .... producer
Cecilie Bull .... associate producer
Emilio Ferrari .... producer
Cranston Gobbo .... co-producer
Charles Jackson .... associate producer
Paula Lane .... co-producer
Janet McCabe .... associate producer
Jennifer Richardson .... associate producer
Andrew Tate .... executive producer
Kevan Van Thompson .... line producer
Original Music by
Robert Etoll 
Cinematography by
Colin Munn 
Casting by
Matt Western 
Production Design by
Stephen Daly 
Costume Design by
Louise Page 
Elisabetta Rogiani 
Makeup Department
Lorraine Hill .... makeup artist
Phillipa Irving .... assistant makeup artist
Catherine Scoble .... hair styles supervisor
Catherine Scoble .... makeup supervisor
Tara Smith .... hair designer
Tara Smith .... makeup designer
Bill Turpin .... sfx prosthetics
Production Management
Darrell Bryan .... post-production supervisor: USA
Samantha Sheridan .... production manager (as Sam Kaley)
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director
Oscar Beuselinck .... second assistant director
Kieron Phipps .... first assistant director
Richard Walker .... assistant director: second unit
Art Department
Clive Brown .... stand-by props
Thomas Brown .... draughtsman
Terry Jones .... buyer
Warren Lever .... carpenter
Christian Page .... art department assistant
Jennifer Richardson .... graphic designer
Robert Sansom .... construction manager (as Rob Sansom)
Gemma Walsh .... art department assistant
Sound Department
David Michael Erwin .... sound designer
David Michael Erwin .... sound effects editor
Sean Keegan .... adr supervisor
Dave Moorman .... sound re-recording mixer
Dave Moorman .... supervising sound editor
Steve Phillips .... sound mixer (as Steven Phillips)
Special Effects by
Graham Hills .... special effects technician
Visual Effects by
Jennifer Richardson .... computer graphic artist
Steve Dent .... stunt coordinator
Santos Flaniken .... fight supervisor
Theo Kypri .... stunts
Russell MacLeod .... stunts
Andy Merchant .... stunt performer
Paul Buchanan .... motor boat stunts (uncredited)
Camera and Electrical Department
Ele Denman .... assistant camera
Russell Diamond .... grip
Jim Ewart .... lighting designer: Alexandria Palace
David Holliday .... grip: second unit
Paul Langridge .... assistant camera
Roberta Parkin .... still photographer
John Rhodes .... director of photography: second unit
Costume and Wardrobe Department
Alison Mitchell .... wardrobe assistant
Marnie Ormiston .... wardrobe assistant
Susie Stokes .... costume supervisor (as Suzi Stokes)
Location Management
Sam Breckman .... location manager
Duncan Muggoch .... location unit manager
Transportation Department
Bernie Hutchinson .... unit driver
Other crew
John Beharrell .... production accountant
Rebecca Cornes .... assistant production coordinator
Rebekah Draper .... floor runner
Natalie Lovatt .... production assistant
Sylvia Parker .... script supervisor
Neal Thompson .... title designer
Bruno Tonioli .... choreographer
Lynn Hoshizaki .... thank you to

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Also Known As:
"The Mysterious Mr. Blue in Never Mind" - USA (copyright title)
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93 min
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3 out of 6 people found the following review useful.
Sexiest "Bond-ish" song EVER!, 23 June 2007
Author: ctmd from United States

My favorite thing about the movie was the soundtrack! It's got a sexy James Bond feel to it. I know it's insane to give a movie an excellent review just for the soundtrack, but it is THAT good! The movie is kinda funny, but totally for guys. It's basically half naked girls running around, saving the world...which is kinda fun. There are some VERY FUNNY "guy lines" like "The four words most guys hate to hear from women...WE NEED TO TALK!" How funny is that?! How true is that!!!! This movie is like a sinful, frightening look into a man's mind. Also, the martial arts the Swedish Bikini Team used was totally cool. An interesting tidbit I learned is that the girls are actually expert marksmen.

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