Memorable quotes for
Once Upon a Time in the Midlands (2002)

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Dek: Please don't do anything sexual.

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Charlie: [after an altercation between Jimmy and Dek] Sorry, ladies and gentlemen, there's been a bit of an incident. It appears that someone's been given the correct change by one of the barmaids.

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Charlie: My wife and I had an argument over whether or not I should have a vasectomy so we said we'd let the kids decide. I lost 13 - 12.

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Dek: [a car is nicknamed "Baby"] I've killed Baby.

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Carol: Do you want to watch "Weakest Link"?

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Dek: You've never been in a serious car wreck.
Donna: Neither have you.
Dek: I had a car door this close, this close to my eye. It was a near death experience.

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Billy: Are you taking a piss at me?

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Marlene: Baby's back.

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Dek: I'm nothing like Jimmy.
Marlene: Jimmy left. You're leaving. What's the difference?
Dek: I don't want to go.

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[Referring to Jimmy]
Dek: He's only your foster brother! He could have Hannibal Lector's DNA for all we know!

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