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Once Upon a Time in the Midlands (2002)

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After seeing his ex-girlfriend (Henderson) turn down a nationally televised marriage proposal, a small-time crook (Carlyle) returns to his hometown to try and win back her heart.

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Vanessa Feltz ...
Vanessa
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Vicki Patterson ...
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Kelly Thresher ...
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Dek
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Donut
Ryan Bruce ...
Emerson
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Lake
Antony Strachan ...
Jumbo
David McKay ...
Dougy (as David Mckay)
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Originally from the Midlands, Jimmy is currently living in Glasgow eking out a living as a hapless petty crook. One day, he sees his old family and friends - including his older foster sister Carol, her boyfriend/his old buddy Charlie, Jimmy's ex-wife and Carol's best friend Shirley, and Jimmy's pre-teen daughter Marlene - on a television talk show, they baring their souls to a national audience. He has not seen any of them in years. Of note on the show, Shirley rejects the marriage proposal of her slightly awkward live-in boyfriend Dek. Jimmy sees her answer to Dek as a reason to head back to the Midlands to reunite with his past, especially with Shirley and Marlene. Dek, already humiliated, is less than thrilled to see Jimmy back in their lives. In the ensuing duel between Jimmy and Dek for Shirley and Marlene's affections, others get caught up in the crossfire. Meanwhile, three of Jimmy's equally hapless crook friends from Glasgow come looking for him, Jimmy who left them high and ... Written by Huggo

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A tinned spaghetti western

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Rated R for language | See all certifications »

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6 September 2002 (UK)  »

Also Known As:

Bilo jednom na srednjem zapadu  »

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Box Office

Budget:

£1,950,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

£129,920 (United Kingdom), 8 September 2002, Limited Release

Opening Weekend USA:

$29,527, 31 August 2003, Limited Release

Gross USA:

$171,830, 14 December 2003
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2.35 : 1
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Dek (Rhys Ifans)drives a car with a vintage Welsh number plate from the late fifties, the letters which read "DEK". It was issued in Haverfordwest, the birthplace of Rhys Ifans. See more »

Quotes

Charlie: My wife and I had an argument over whether or not I should have a vasectomy so we said we'd let the kids decide. I lost 13 - 12.
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Special thanks to ... the People of Carlton and Gedling, Nottingham ... See more »

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References The Weakest Link (2000) See more »

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A Million Tears
Written by Colin Walker and Ricky Tomlinson
Produced by Andrea Wright
Published by Fubar Records
Performed by Ricky Tomlinson
Courtesy of Fubar Records/All Around the World
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Almost, but not quite as good as it should have been
3 September 2002 | by See all my reviews

When they appear on a daytime chat show, Dek surprises his girlfriend Shirley by proposing to her, only to have her say no. Shirley's ex and father of her daughter, Marlene, sees the show and leaves Glasgow with stolen money to try to reclaim her. His arrival in the one-horse town of Nottingham sparks a Western style stand off between Dek and Jimmy.

The third part in his trilogy is Meadow's most accessible film and his lightest in style. It is also likely to be FilmFour's swan-song now that it is packing up shop for good. The plot is basically a relationship drama but it is packed with enough nice touches to make it feel more than that. The mix of comedy and drama is good and the `tinned spaghetti western' feel to it manages to be clever and consistent without overpowering the film.

The story does dip in the final third however – the comedy dries up and the central drama between Jimmy, Dek and Shirley comes to the fore. The other characters vanish and the subplot (Jimmy being chased by his ex-gang) just seems to stop for 30 minutes. This dip is still OK but it did feel like it had nowhere to go and was just treading water to fill out the running time.

Apart from this dip the film has much to enjoy. The comedy is good and realistic for the setting. The many characters make for a family feel rather than a simple love triangle tale and the western music and spaghetti clichés are used well without being forced down your throat. The film does also rest on several really good performances.

Ifans is absolutely great – he manages to make Dek a cowardly clown but also very relateable and sympathetic. Add to this a good (if a little mousy) Henderson and a superb turn by Atkins and the main trio are brilliant. Carlyle doesn't work as well and his character is too obvious, changing when he has got his way etc, and doesn't grab attention in the way he can. Burke, Tomlinson and the various support cast are very funny but also very real. Cosmo is good and tough as always and gets plenty of surreal comedy (why do they keep stealing wholly inappropriate vehicles!?) and key a sharp eye out for a downright unusual cameo from comedy duo Vic Reeves and bob Mortimer.

Overall the parts don't all manage to come together but for the most part it is a great mix of comedy and drama carried off by some very good performances. However when the film focuses totally on the triangle at the centre it appears to run out of steam for a while and have little to do but wait for the final showdown.


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