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All Babes Want to Kill Me (2005)

PG-13 | | Comedy, Romance | 4 July 2006 (Turkey)
A Martial Artist, afflicted with a disease that makes beautiful women want to kill him, goes on a suicide mission to find true love anyway.

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Vatchel Cho
Gianni Lazuli ...
Alex Cain ...
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Ling Cho
Sara Litz ...
Volina
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Mr. Cho
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Phi Vu ...
Phi the Attorney
Kurt Nelson ...
Kurt the Attorney
Patricia Place ...
Elderly Marina
Steve Mallory ...
Retarded Man
Rhoden Skyles ...
The Chef
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A martial artist, afflicted with a disease that makes beautiful women want to kill him, goes on a suicide mission to find true love anyway. Written by <HighCottonFilms@aol.com>

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Rated PG-13 for violence, crude humor, sex and drug content | See all certifications »
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4 July 2006 (Turkey)  »

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Kill Me Blonde  »

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$2,250 (USA) (18 February 2005)
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Trivia

Shang's car, the gold convertible Cadillac, was called the Shang Mobile. See more »

Quotes

Shang Cho: That's the sound of both you losers gettin' off my teet.
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Crazy Credits

From the High Cotton Films logo they push through the image of the animation of the woman standing in the field of cotton and dissolve into the movie with a moving shot through the desert. See more »

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Coming Down to Beijing
Words by Xiao Bong and Music by Brain Failure
Performed by Brain Failure
Courtesy of Bad News Music Publishing Co, Inc.
Under license from Bad News Music Publishing Co, Inc.
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One of the funniest things I've seen on film
8 March 2003 | by (Bethesda, Md) – See all my reviews

An energized cast in top comedic form drive a very funny and poignant story about trying to `go home.' Colin Miller's film moves effortlessly through the world of the Cho Family dynasty, a two thousand year old martial arts dynasty that had immigrated to America only to go soft and corrupt. I agree that Mr. Cho is the most horrible person I've ever seen in a movie and it's hard not to watch him without screaming with laughter. He plays the cuckolded blind master who torments and berates his children into screwed up grown ups. Shang, played by Gianni Lazuli, is one of the most selfish characters I've ever seen and one of the funniest. Ling gets big points for being lovable. A charming cast in a well told story. Even the most minor characters glow with humor. Watch for Sara Litz in a hilarious turn as Shang's reprehensible `model' girlfriend. There are more laughs in some scenes than in many full movies. My face hurt from smiling all the way through it.


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