All Babes Want to Kill Me (2005)

User Rating:

3.6/10   

Director:

Colin Miller

Writer:

Colin Miller (writer)

Release Date:

4 July 2006 (Turkey)

Genre:

Comedy | Romance

Tagline:

Come Celebrate the Cruelty.

Plot:

A Martial Artist, afflicted with a disease that makes beautiful women want to kill him, goes on a suicide mission to find true love anyway.

Plot Keywords:

Suicide Mission | Brothers | Karate | Quest | Kung Fu

Cast

Colin Miller	...	Vatchel Cho
Gianni Lazuli	...	Shang Cho
Alex Cain	...	Marina Green
John F. Schaffer	...	Ling Cho
Sara Litz	...	Volina
Michael Yama	...	Mr. Cho
Jennifer Marks	...	Marina #1
Bridget Ellen	...	Marina #2
Zena Leigh	...	Marina #3
Morgan Schultz	...	Marina #4
Silvia Spross	...	Marina #5
Katy Magnuson	...	Marina #6
Phi Vu	...	San Lung Phi
Kurt Nelson	...	Kalte Drache Nelson
Patricia Place	...	Elderly Woman

MPAA:

Rated PG-13 for violence, crude humor, sex and drug content.

Runtime:

82 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Sound Mix:

Dolby

Certification:

Austria:12 | Germany:12 | Taiwan:PG-12 | Sweden:11 | Denmark:11 | Greece:K | Norway:11 | Finland:K-11 | Japan:PG-12 | USA:PG-13

Filming Locations:

Bonn, North Rhine - Westphalia, Germany

Company:

All Babes Want to Kill Me LLC

Trivia:

Shang's car, the gold convertible Cadillac, was called the Shang Mobile.

Quotes:

Ling Cho: You think they're coming?
Vatchel Cho: They're here.
Ling Cho: They're not here, they're not coming and I'm on cloud nine.

Soundtrack:

Bokuga Otonaninatta Toki

Funny!

It isn't Shakespeare, people its hokey comedy about underdog outcasts and rejects. And it is very funny. And if you don't find it funny guess what your humor is defective and you need to take into the shop and fix it..

It seems based on some of the comments on this site that certain folks may be expecting a bit too much from a film called ALL BABES WANT TO KILL ME.

This movie isn't for everybody frankly I think you either love it or hate but if you don't see glimpses of your own family or childhood in these dumb awkward failures of the three brothers, you're in some kind of denial. And if you grew up with a cruel parent you will probably cry with laughter.

Don't go to see this movie for deeper meanings or well-constructed plot--the vague semblance of a plot is as artificial as they come, and seems inserted mostly to give the film structure and to permit the audience a happy ending.