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A Martial Artist, afflicted with a disease that makes beautiful women want to kill him, goes on a suicide mission to find true love anyway.

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Vatchel Cho
Gianni Lazuli ...
Shang Cho
Alex Cain ...
Marina Green
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Ling Cho
Sara Litz ...
Volina
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Mr. Cho
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Marina #1
Bridget Ellen ...
Marina #2
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Marina #3
Morgan Schultz ...
Marina #4
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Marina #5
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Marina #6
Phi Vu ...
San Lung Phi
Kurt Nelson ...
Kalte Drache Nelson
Patricia Place ...
Elderly Woman
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A martial artist, afflicted with a disease that makes beautiful women want to kill him, goes on a suicide mission to find true love anyway. Written by <HighCottonFilms@aol.com>

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Come Celebrate the Cruelty.

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Rated PG-13 for violence, crude humor, sex and drug content | See all certifications »
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4 July 2006 (Turkey)  »

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Kill Me Blonde  »

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Shang's car, the gold convertible Cadillac, was called the Shang Mobile. See more »

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Marina #2: Did you step in something?
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From the High Cotton Films logo they push through the image of the animation of the woman standing in the field of cotton and dissolve into the movie with a moving shot through the desert. See more »

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Disco Holiday
Music and Words by Maki
Performed by Mummy the Peepshow
Courtesy of Benten Label
Under license from Seven Gods Music
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Great title + concept that sadly fell into the wrong hands
22 July 2007 | by (USA) – See all my reviews

Oh my God, who makes this crap? And who writes positive reviews about it? (apart from those who worked on it or their friends, of course). Clearly one of IMDb's biggest failures in attempting to stop vote rigging and fake reviews (most of the positive comments were written YEARS before it was even released!), "All Babes Want To Kill Me" actually has a grabber of a concept that sadly fell into the hand of amateurs. Right from the start, with the GROSSLY UNFUNNY caricature of the blind Asian martial arts master, you know what to expect; and surely enough, the gay caricature, the multiple hits to the groin and the vomiting gags follow. But the most REVOLTING aspect of the movie is how it makes up two beautiful female cast members to look bruised and bleeding for nearly all their screen time, making the film unpleasant to even LOOK AT, in addition to its being dismally unfunny. There is one almost-good scene of the hero getting his butt kicked all over the place by a pool lady in a bikini. For that scene alone I give the film a 2 out of 10. If the people who made it had invested as much time in doing a good job as they did in building up a totally fake and undeserved reputation for it on IMDb, it might have turned out better.


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