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All Babes Want to Kill Me (2005)

PG-13 | | Comedy, Romance | 4 July 2006 (Turkey)
A Martial Artist, afflicted with a disease that makes beautiful women want to kill him, goes on a suicide mission to find true love anyway.

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Vatchel Cho
Gianni Lazuli ...
Alex Cain ...
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Ling Cho
Sara Litz ...
Volina
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Mr. Cho
Bridget Ellen ...
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Phi Vu ...
Phi the Attorney
Kurt Nelson ...
Kurt the Attorney
Patricia Place ...
Elderly Marina
Steve Mallory ...
Retarded Man
Rhoden Skyles ...
The Chef
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A martial artist, afflicted with a disease that makes beautiful women want to kill him, goes on a suicide mission to find true love anyway. Written by <HighCottonFilms@aol.com>

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Come Celebrate the Cruelty.

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Rated PG-13 for violence, crude humor, sex and drug content | See all certifications »
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Kill Me Blonde  »

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Trivia

Shang's car, the gold convertible Cadillac, was called the Shang Mobile. See more »

Quotes

Ling Cho: You think they're coming?
Vatchel Cho: They're here.
Ling Cho: They're not here, they're not coming and I'm on cloud nine.
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Crazy Credits

From the High Cotton Films logo they push through the image of the animation of the woman standing in the field of cotton and dissolve into the movie with a moving shot through the desert. See more »

Soundtracks

Bokuga Otonaninatta Toki
Written by K'cou Chat
Performed by K'cou Chat
Courtesy of Benten Label
Under license from Seven Gods Music
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I love this movie!
8 May 2002 | by (Los Angeles, CA) – See all my reviews

I saw this movie at a test screening last night and I'm still laughing. I love this movie! It's not what you might expect from the title (except for the Babes - Wow!) Actually it is a quest movie in the great Japanese style but with a truly Western spin. It's got a heart, strong funny characters, excellent relationships and most of all truly funny original comedy and great action.

The karate is top notch and really fun to watch, in fact everyone in this movie looks like they are having the time of their lives. Everything you are hoping for is delivered - beautiful women, truly funny original comedy and that final rooftop karate battle.maybe the best ever. This is just the kind of movie I go to the movies for. Pass the big bucket o' popcorn - I'm lovin' this.


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