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All Babes Want to Kill Me (2005)

PG-13 | | Comedy, Romance | 4 July 2006 (Turkey)
A Martial Artist, afflicted with a disease that makes beautiful women want to kill him, goes on a suicide mission to find true love anyway.

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
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Vatchel Cho
Gianni Lazuli ...
Shang Cho
Alex Cain ...
Marina Green
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Ling Cho
Sara Litz ...
Volina
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Mr. Cho
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Marina #1
Bridget Ellen ...
Marina #2
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Marina #3
Morgan Schultz ...
Marina #4
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Marina #5
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Marina #6
Phi Vu ...
San Lung Phi
Kurt Nelson ...
Kalte Drache Nelson
Patricia Place ...
Elderly Woman
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A martial artist, afflicted with a disease that makes beautiful women want to kill him, goes on a suicide mission to find true love anyway. Written by <HighCottonFilms@aol.com>

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Come Celebrate the Cruelty.

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Comedy | Romance

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Rated PG-13 for violence, crude humor, sex and drug content | See all certifications »
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Kill Me Blonde  »

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Trivia

Shang's car, the gold convertible Cadillac, was called the Shang Mobile. See more »

Quotes

Ling Cho: You think they're coming?
Vatchel Cho: They're here.
Ling Cho: They're not here, they're not coming and I'm on cloud nine.
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Crazy Credits

From the High Cotton Films logo they push through the image of the animation of the woman standing in the field of cotton and dissolve into the movie with a moving shot through the desert. See more »

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Coming Down to Beijing
Words by Xiao Bong and Music by Brain Failure
Performed by Brain Failure
Courtesy of Bad News Music Publishing Co, Inc.
Under license from Bad News Music Publishing Co, Inc.
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Jaw-droppingly awful
3 February 2010 | by (Sweden) – See all my reviews

The only reason that this movie is not yet on the IMDb Bottom 100 is because of electoral fraud from the producers. A fact even more obvious when you check the dates of the positive reviews. The movie was released 2005 and almost all of the the positive reviews are from 2002-2004.

Someone wrote that you can only like this movie if you are an investor or younger than 8 years old. I'd say that if you remove the children younger than 8 that might be true.

The movies does not contain one single laugh and it is prejudicial about race, gender, ethnicity, disability and so forth.

It is truly as bad as it gets.


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