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All Babes Want to Kill Me (2005)

PG-13 | | Comedy, Romance | 4 July 2006 (Turkey)
A Martial Artist, afflicted with a disease that makes beautiful women want to kill him, goes on a suicide mission to find true love anyway.





Cast overview, first billed only:
Vatchel Cho
Gianni Lazuli ...
Shang Cho
Alex Cain ...
Marina Green
Ling Cho
Sara Litz ...
Mr. Cho
Marina #1
Bridget Ellen ...
Marina #2
Marina #3
Morgan Schultz ...
Marina #4
Marina #5
Marina #6
Phi Vu ...
San Lung Phi
Kurt Nelson ...
Kalte Drache Nelson
Patricia Place ...
Elderly Woman


A martial artist, afflicted with a disease that makes beautiful women want to kill him, goes on a suicide mission to find true love anyway. Written by <HighCottonFilms@aol.com>

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Comedy | Romance

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for violence, crude humor, sex and drug content | See all certifications »




Release Date:

4 July 2006 (Turkey)  »

Also Known As:

Kill Me Blonde  »

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Did You Know?


Shang's car, the gold convertible Cadillac, was called the Shang Mobile. See more »


Shang Cho: That's the sound of both you losers gettin' off my teet.
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Crazy Credits

From the High Cotton Films logo they push through the image of the animation of the woman standing in the field of cotton and dissolve into the movie with a moving shot through the desert. See more »


Disco Holiday
Music and Words by Maki
Performed by Mummy the Peepshow
Courtesy of Benten Label
Under license from Seven Gods Music
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A Funny Comedy
23 July 2002 | by (CA, USA) – See all my reviews

It is rare that you can watch a comedy and find an original plot with a relatively unknown cast, who perform brilliantly, and that's what makes this karate comedy work so well. The film opens with wonderful cinematography, combined with innocent music to set a fairytale atmosphere, which plays against the sad story of a young karate boy who contracts an illness which makes beautiful women want to kill him, and he is consequently banished from his family. Colin Miller, who plays the main character of Vatchel Cho, is excellent in his roll of an adult who has never really lost his 'childhood innocence' and consequently his interraction with all the Babes (and they're good-looking babes too) becomes funnier the more he encounters these pretty women. The whole cast play their rolls brilliantly and the end product is a movie that will make you laugh even for days afterwards, as you think back on it. The fight scenes are also well done with a magnificent music score throughout. There are a lot of funny lines and scenes particularly coming from the blind, mean, old father who makes me laugh every time I think of him. I'm looking forward to seeing this movie again, and also seeing more from the cast and director in the future.

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