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A Martial Artist, afflicted with a disease that makes beautiful women want to kill him, goes on a suicide mission to find true love anyway.

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
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Vatchel Cho
Gianni Lazuli ...
Shang Cho
Alex Cain ...
Marina Green
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Ling Cho
Sara Litz ...
Volina
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Mr. Cho
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Marina #1
Bridget Ellen ...
Marina #2
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Marina #3
Morgan Schultz ...
Marina #4
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Marina #5
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Marina #6
Phi Vu ...
San Lung Phi
Kurt Nelson ...
Kalte Drache Nelson
Patricia Place ...
Elderly Woman
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A martial artist, afflicted with a disease that makes beautiful women want to kill him, goes on a suicide mission to find true love anyway. Written by <HighCottonFilms@aol.com>

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Come Celebrate the Cruelty.

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Comedy | Romance

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Rated PG-13 for violence, crude humor, sex and drug content | See all certifications »
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4 July 2006 (Turkey)  »

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Kill Me Blonde  »

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Shang's car, the gold convertible Cadillac, was called the Shang Mobile. See more »

Quotes

Volina: Give her some of your pain pills?
Shang Cho: And just what am I supposed to take with my beer?
Volina: You're almost out?
Shang Cho: I'm running low.
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Crazy Credits

From the High Cotton Films logo they push through the image of the animation of the woman standing in the field of cotton and dissolve into the movie with a moving shot through the desert. See more »

Soundtracks

"Hitoni Yasashiku"
Written by Koumoto Hiroto
Performed by The Blue Hearts
Courtesy of Juggler Company Limited
Under license from Gingham Music Publishers, Inc.
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One of the funniest things I've seen on film
8 March 2003 | by (Bethesda, Md) – See all my reviews

An energized cast in top comedic form drive a very funny and poignant story about trying to `go home.' Colin Miller's film moves effortlessly through the world of the Cho Family dynasty, a two thousand year old martial arts dynasty that had immigrated to America only to go soft and corrupt. I agree that Mr. Cho is the most horrible person I've ever seen in a movie and it's hard not to watch him without screaming with laughter. He plays the cuckolded blind master who torments and berates his children into screwed up grown ups. Shang, played by Gianni Lazuli, is one of the most selfish characters I've ever seen and one of the funniest. Ling gets big points for being lovable. A charming cast in a well told story. Even the most minor characters glow with humor. Watch for Sara Litz in a hilarious turn as Shang's reprehensible `model' girlfriend. There are more laughs in some scenes than in many full movies. My face hurt from smiling all the way through it.


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