Tiffani has to survive a virtual food fight's digital pizzas, binary pudding, and electronic tomatoes for her chance to win a VCR. Host Phil Moore rocks jeans so fresh he's probably still wearing the same pair right now.
Chris, Jennifer, Jeremy, and Tasha throw down in the Video Zone today with bloodthirsty--wait, forget them. Phil Moore is sporting a Hawaiian shirt in this episode. When Phil gets tropical, that's our queue to zip it and listen.
Phil Moore has on the exact same Hawaiian shirt in this episode as he did in the previous one because he knows better than to mess with perfection. He's going to wear it forever.
Phil? Phil, what happened? The Hawaiian shirt is gone. You've got on this shiny gold number that isn't even tucked in, like you just rolled off your waterbed and onto the Nick Arcade set. Was it something we did? Please bring back the Hawaiian shirt.
It's the shiny golden shirt again. Loose and un-tucked, buttoned all the way up. It looks like you're trying to drown yourself in mustard, Phil. Please bring back the tropical look. It is what the world needs.
He's got a t-shirt on now. Pink and baggy, with turquoise on the sleeves, and it's tucked in. He's sending mixed messages with the formality of these outfits. He's playing games with our heads and with our hearts.
Phil's in the t-shirt again, guys. Ordinarily this would be a disappointment. But Joey Fatone is a contestant on this episode. Our prayers have been answered. We just didn't know what we truly wanted.